Hey Obama supporters! Is it too late to get you to woo me???

[jgraz]

I supported John Edwards up until he dropped out. Then, like a complete idiot, I switched to supporting Obama without a single childish hissy fit.

Now that Obama's about to clinch the nomination, I realize that I may have missed a golden opportunity. I could have whined, I could have cried. I could have called Obama sexist, or hair-ist, or just biased against someone who was almost as good-looking as he was. Hell, I could have threatened to vote for McCain!! Can you imagine all the attention and self-validation that would have gotten me?

So I ask you, Obama supporters: throw me a bone. Just pretend I'm all pissed off about my hard-working white candidate losing to an inadequate black male. Just pretend I'm dumb enough to think my one little whiney vote is going to matter to the coming Obama landslide.

Woo me. Just a little. Please?

[Youphemism]

1. I think they're all waiting for you to include a photo in that post. nt

[BlueJac]

2. .

:woohoo:

[dana_b]

I second that

:woohoo: :woohoo:

thanks for no hissy fits. I was for Kucinich but happily switched to Obama when Kucinich dropped out.

[Cant trust em]

3. Should I buy you off with a latte?

I'm going to need to see a little more pouting first.

[jgraz]

66. Sorry, can't manage a pout today.

Maybe after the Obama victory wears off a bit.

[Poll_Blind]

4. I'll flash you my breasts.

They're muscular and covered with hair but, well, the bidding's got to start somewhere!

PB

[quakerboy]

5. We can pay you in Koolaid...

will that work for you?

[stahbrett]

6. Hey, me too! I originally supported Biden!

I want people to beg for my vote, dammit!!!

:)

[jgraz]

10. We both missed the boat.

We're dumb. :dunce:

[helderheid]

14. Gore and then Edwards - I missed out on the wooing, damnit!!!

[jgraz]

21. Yeah, you had to be all mature and everything

Dumbass... :P

[helderheid]

28. Dumbass be me!

[RaleighNCDUer]

35. Somebody R$ALLY owes ME.

Gore, Kucinich, Edwards -

Boy, am I miffed!

[azmouse]

7. If I wasn't already married, I'd propose to you.

:hi:

[BattyDem]

8. Here's a woo for you

[dana_b]

16. oh, I like your "woo" n/t

[sniffa]

9. As an Obama supporter (post Kucinich/Dodd then almost Edwards)

I need a shitload of locked, flame bait threads before I woo you.

[jgraz]

15. Damn, I'll have to get to work on that.

Do I actually need to get myself tombstoned, or will a one-week suspension suffice?

[sniffa]

20. Naw, just at least 10 locks is fine

I know you only get 3 here, so feel free to get them locked in the groups. :D

[billyoc]

11. Not at all, buffalo wing?

:hi:

[jgraz]

47. Just one?

[billyoc]

63. Oh, if you can show me how to eat two at a time, dig in!

:rofl:

[Coexist]

12. Woo woo... woo woo... woo woo....

feel better?!

[Fly by night]

57. I second that (e)motion.

[rucky]

13. woo, woo.

should I keep going?

[union_maid]

17. Pretty please

I'll be your best friend forever. Really. Hey, wait a minute! I think I liked Edwards first, too. It just seems so long ago, I can't be sure. Shouldn't I be wooed just in case?

[VolcanoJen]

18. I'll buy you a drink, but only because I love John Edwards.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[MadBadger]

19. Woo you? FALL IN LINE JACKASS!

Was that good wooing? :toast:

[jgraz]

27. Aaahhh.... that was good. mmmmmm

Now call me a dead-ender. Say it. SAY IT!!!

[BeyondGeography]

22. Can't you woo me just a wittle bit?

[JimGinPA]

23. That Depends - Do You Want A Pony Or A Jetski?

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

50. I want a pony ON a jetski!

[blogslut]

24. Maybe later

I'm all wooed out for the moment. I reached out last week and got my hand bit. I need some time for the would to scab over. :hi:

[SoCalDem]

25. Sorry, we ate all the candy we had planned to give you

and we blew the "welcome cash" on an Xbox..:rofl:

[Faygo Kid]

26. Compare and contrast. Consider yourself wooed.

[DevonRex]

29. Pretty please, with whipped cream and a cherry on top, will you

join with us to change the world? :)

[grantcart]

30. well since most of us are also Edwards supporters you are aware that you could be found guilty of

inciting a circle jerk? lol

[jgraz]

33. Won't be the first time.

[RaleighNCDUer]

31. So waddaya want? Flowers?

Hey, I never got my Whitman's Sampler after Edwards dropped out, either!

[jgraz]

37. I don't know. What are we giving the Hillary supporters?

[RaleighNCDUer]

46. Well, I'm a little ashamed to say it

but until they stop trolling, I'm continuing to give them shit.

[hendo]

69. I don't know if you really want us to mock you. n/t

[oviedodem]

32. I will appeal to you like this:

You have a chance to get behind a candidate who will challenge washington in one of the most dynamic ways we have seen in a long time. Transparency, accountability, and ethics; concepts that have been sorely lacking for the last 8 years.

In addition, ANY democratic is better than any republican which ran for their nomination. If democrats don't rally and support the candidate we run the risk of having this country delve into the depths of oblivion. It will be an utter disaster for our children and grandchildren in the decades to come.

I would implore you to support Obama if for nothing else than to get the leadership of America OUT of the Neo-Con black hole.

[jgraz]

34. OK, you got it.

Damn -- I'm too easy!!! :banghead:

[TahitiNut]

36. Damn! I missed TWO chances to get my ass kissed!

As a Kucinich supporter, I tolerated all kinds of smears and sneers ... from people who, it turns out, are now Hillary supporters. After Kucinich dropped out, I hesitated and got behind Edwards. I then endured the constant crap about his haircut and house ... and more smears and sneers. So, after John dropped out, I took a closer look at Obama's and Clinton's positions. Obama's positions are barely to the left of Clinton's. I stood back, unwilling to support Clinton based on her votes in the Senate. As she ran the dog-whistle campaign - expensive dog-whistles, it seems - and Obama maintained his character and integrity, I got behind Obama. Shit. I never got my ass kissed! Not once!

[Tinksrival]

38. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[JVS]

39. Too late. We know you're a good egg, so you don't get squat.

[jgraz]

41. No, really! I'm a total asshole. Ask any Hillary supporter!!

[JVS]

42. I know better than to trust their judgement.

[bunnies]

40. Now *this* is the way to get woo'd.

Hillary supporters take note.

Jgraz,
I'll be your best freeeeeend!!!! :hi:
:loveya:

[RichardRay]

43. Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Oops, sorry, that's Woo Hoo, but it's close!!

[TBF]

44. Maybe you could be vp? That usually works pretty well with the HRC supporters...

[jgraz]

45. Ooh -- can I bring along my obnoxious, self-destructive spouse?

I mean, if Hillary can why can't I?

[TBF]

55. What the hell, 2 for 1. We need someone to do donut runs, right?

[jgraz]

60. Hell, I'll do the donut runs. I'll just need $1600.

[Kahuna]

48. Depends. How much wooing do you need?

:smoke:

[redqueen]

49. ...

:loveya:

[jgraz]

51. Hmmm.... I'm suddenly feeling all Obamabot-ish...

[redqueen]

59. You better resist...

I'm nothing but a kool aid swilling lemming... ask the Edwards' board. :P

[jgraz]

65. Hey, lemmings are cute!

[Brigid]

52. Okay . . .

Care for some Ghirardelli chocolate? :9

[intaglio]

53. Hey, Baby

Is that a superdelegate in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?????

[jgraz]

54. It's my huge throbbing caucus.

[IndependentDem]

58. CLASSIC!

:spray:

[JFN1]

56. You...look...mah-veh-less!

And you smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon buns, too!

[liskddksil]

61. I could have probably gotten a jet ski

if I tried hard enough.

[crankychatter]

62. I will woo you long time GI - nt

.

[chill_wind]

64. Here's my best Woo thingies.

[EFerrari]

67. Okay.

:woohoo:

[tammywammy]

68. Please, please, please support Obama

[sloppyjoe25s]

70. Oh pleazeee dont be mad

:)

come join the party!

[L0oniX]

71. woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

Obama ...yes we can. :woohoo:

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

72. Wanna share a tepid latte and a ride in my limo?

[jgraz]

77. Only if it's a volvo limo.

[Swamp Rat]

73. .

[Swamp Rat]

74. I am still officially a Kucinich supporter.

After all the nasty things said about my candidate, I don't know if I can support the Democratic candidate. :crazy:

[Political Heretic]

75. lol you're like "single edwards supporter, enjoys long walks on the beach, no smokers, 555-1234.

[Aloha Spirit]

76. Nope, no ponies.

[Tatiana]

78. Ponies? We got yer ponies! Cookies? We gots yer cookies!

Lattes!

Limousines!

FREE BIRKENSTOCKS (summer is here - you'll need them)!

Trust funds for your babies!

Does this help??????

[LordJFT]

79. Feingold, your neighbor supports him

[jgraz]

80. Tell Russ to call me.

[SaveAmerica]

81. Can we woo woo woo? Can we wooooo wooooo wooooo? Vote Obama, for our military...

Please?

[Honeycombe8]

82. Woo Woo, jgraz! Woo Woo to You! (how's that?) nt