I cannot BELIEVE I have to say this AGAIN:

[Texasgal]

If you are basing your vote by what people say on an internet message board... YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!!

JESUS H F'ING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!



*breathe*


THANK YOU.. THAT IS ALL.

[izzybeans]

1. Got a link?

I mean if you have knowledge of Jesus H F'ing Christ on a Pogo Stick, put up or shut up. :)

on edit: I agree with the poster below. That is post #2. I suspect disruptors every time I hear that shit.

[PBS Poll-435]

3. FREAKING Google is your friend

That is all

[izzybeans]

4. Google has pictures of Jesus H' Fucking Christ on a Pogo Stick.

No shit. Awesome. Read more than the subject line. :)

[PBS Poll-435]

5. Butt only if you take "Safe-Search" off...

:wow:

[izzybeans]

6. Wait, I'm telling my kid to get out of the room now.

On edit:

Nice. The missionaries are right, once you've had Jesus H'Fucking Christ on a Pogo Stick...

[myrna minx]

9. This whole tree is a duzy.

:rofl:

[yodermon]

36. I prefer him on a Trailer hitch

(credit to ohio_liberal in this original thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3349832 )

[Arkansas Granny]

39. Here you go!

[Texasgal]

7. Here:

[izzybeans]

8. Holy Fuck.

:rofl:

[wileedog]

16. That's a complete different picture....

[izzybeans]

17. And that's why the pogo stick has such a long history in religious iconography

It's a phallic metaphor for virility.

[izzybeans]

20. That might be a friend of a friend actually. He goes by DJ LA Jesus

he's a DJ here in Chicago. Looks sooo much like him, save for the CHRISTmas light Halo is missing.

[kwenu]

26. Wow! I didn't even see that coming. LOL!

[crankychatter]

2. they're lying - anyone in your 3 Dimensional life that fucking stupid?

mine either

[Texasgal]

11. I dunno..

I;ve seen it atleast a dozen times here on DU tonite!

[crankychatter]

34. yeah me too... I emptied my ig list... now I'm slowly restarting it

I'm convinced a lot are you know....

007 wannabe's

Sometimes I imagine a boiler room somewhere... Young Republicans with pocket protectors and sixties hair do's, glowing "tommyknocker green," staring at cathode ray tubes... clicking away at ergonomic keyboards... scheming ways to piss us off at each other

[StevieM]

10. I am basing my vote--perhaps--on the fact that I think Obama is a bad person.

He can always change my mind.

Steve

[Texasgal]

14. Good for you!

Atleast you can THINK for yourself!

[walldude]

19. Worse than McCain?

Those are the two options, and this is no time to be throwing your vote away, but it's your vote, do with it what you will. If you want 4 more years of war, rising fuel costs, rising costs of living, foreclosures and nearly 50 million people with no health care, then yeah, vote 3rd party or McCain. :eyes:

[SwampG8r]

31. im going to BASTE my vote

and slow cook it over a light flame

[HCE SuiGeneris]

33. You already said you would vote for him!

:eyes:

[StevieM]

38. And I most probably will. But I will actively oppose his renomination in 2012 (eom)

[bhikkhu]

12. ..

[cynatnite]

13. I'm from the Jesus H F'ing Christ On A Pogo Stick Church...

K&R for finally being acknowledged!

Thank you.

[BlooInBloo]

15. I had to resign my membership, due to my noteriety bringing undue attention to it. :(

[gkhouston]

21. If you'd worn underwear to services, there wouldn't have been any problem.

Unseemly flopping is Not Permitted, sad to say. :hi:

[BlooInBloo]

25. Now they tell me. bah.

:hi:

[gkhouston]

29. Hey, you could try the schism church.

They use romper stompers. Less, uh, swaying in the Spirit, ifyouknowhatImean. They still sing hymns about "Springs in the Desert" but the services are much more staid... sort of like going from the Pentecostals to the Episcopalians.

[BlooInBloo]

30. That's not the holy spirit that's moving me, toots!!!

:rofl:

[Raster]

23. Hop on, Lord, Hop on!

Amen

[Texasgal]

27. heh heh...

funny how the pogo stick brings out the best in all of us...eh?

:P

[Raster]

28. Yes. It. Does.

Thank you!

[Left coast liberal]

18. Ain't that the truth?

Come one people, don't be sheeple. Think for your selves.

That is all.

[ampad]

22. You know what you should do

Go ahead and save yourself a little time. Take your post and copy/paste to a word document because I guarantee that you will have to say this again. It is amazing to me how people behave as if the internets is the actual real word. People concern about their feelings being hurt on an message board, what I call e-feelings. People telling others what to post and what not to post and if you post this I will not vote for Obama. I mean really, people are serious with that shit. It's as if the internets is their life and the real world just doesn't exist. People, actual people, are going hungry, dying in wars, dying from illness because they cannot afford health care and yet you got idiots that want you to coddle them and respect their fucking e-feelings. I say it now and I say it again. Somewhere in Iraq there is a young man and or a young woman who doesn't give a good god damn about your "e-feelings" All they want is a to come home to their families in one piece. I say think about that while your keyboarding away trying to black mail people over the internets because you want your "e-feelings" respected. I have never seen such crap before in my life.

[izzybeans]

24. If I could K and R a reply post... I guess I'm limited to doing it just like this.

[tblue37]

35. "e-feelings"--most excellent coinage! n/t

[Straight Shooter]

32. Anonymous does not mean nonexistent.

Real people typing real thoughts and real feelings in order to communicate with others via an Internet forum.

Really, why even bother visiting an Internet forum except to find out what others are thinking? If you'll visit more than the DU forum, you'll find the mindset is pretty much the same all across the board. So regardless of what any one individual may communicate, it's the accumulative effect of hundreds of "anonymous" posters which creates a negative or positive impression of a candidate. I was surprised to learn that Democrats hate Hillary Clinton more than right-wingers. It's been an eye-opener to see the other side of the coin.

Supporters tend to have the same opinions and attitudes IRL, as well. Not as bombastic as on the Internet, but the sentiment comes through.

ETA: My vote won't change because of what "anonymous" posters write; only my opinions of those who do the writing. No different than having an opinion of someone whose voice you hear on the radio, an author of a book, a writer of articles, or a talking head on TV.

[Tresalisa]

37. I feel the exact same way as you do,

and I've posted the same to a few here. It just makes me want to SCREAM!

:kick: