McCain's new campaign slogan-"Hold Bacon"

[AlCzervik]

[Poll_Blind]

1. And on the right...Aren't "Rocky Tops" slang for quaaludes?

:evilgrin:

PB

[billyoc]

11. Quaa-- Are you older than McCain?!

:rofl:

[Poll_Blind]

16. I...uh...I'm climbing ole Rocky Tops right now and can't remember...

I keeeed!

:evilgrin:

PB

[faithfulcitizen]

2. LOL! looks like "HOLD THE BACON", but what does that mean?

[BlooInBloo]

4. I think they're talking about pork barrel legislation?

[faithfulcitizen]

17. lol, I thought they were seeking the Muslim vote.

[Eric J in MN]

23. Yeah, I guess the person was trying to say, "Stop the Pork." NT

NT

[AlCzervik]

5. well the "The" is in invisible ink, i'm going with "Hold Bacon" it makes as much sense as McCain.

[Ian David]

3. He's old and has to watch his cholesterol? n/t

[AlCzervik]

6. "Hold Bacon" speaks for him.

[Ian David]

9. Maybe bacon is what his penis looks like? n/t

[AlCzervik]

13. ok see now i have to go to sleep and that will be difficult to do now.

[faithfulcitizen]

18. ewwwww.

[Lars39]

7. Looks like everybody in the room is trying to stand on the X.

[AlCzervik]

8. hello, thems that stand on the x's gets the hold bacon.

[Lars39]

15. It's a local audition for Grumpier Old Men...

Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
John: Bacon.
Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me. Just goes to show you, huh?

:D

[myrna minx]

32. Grumpy Old Men was filmed in Minnesota, where John "Hold Bacon" McCain

will accept his nomination. So he can be Grumpiest Old Man. :rofl:

[SoCalDem]

10. Hold it where?? between your knees..

[AlCzervik]

14. i think that's between you and your hold bacon.

:rofl:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

12. And why not!?!

[DerekJ]

19. Picture of McCain supporters from last night's speech.

[AlCzervik]

21. that's what too much Hold Bacon will do to ya.

[DerekJ]

22. lol

:rofl:

[IamyourTVandIownyou]

20. Time for a new tailor.

.

[AlCzervik]

24. he's schlubby, even in a properly fitting and finely tailored suit he'd still be schlubby.

[Imagevision]

25. McCain's new campaign name --> "McBush"

[billyoc]

26. This anti-earmark canard of McCain's will sink him on the Gulf Coast.

Without earmarks, the gulf states would starve in the streets. That's why I think LA and MS will be in play in November.

[PretzelWarrior]

27. Hey missy. hold my bacon

no thanks.

[AlCzervik]

30. i can't see it, are you sure you have bacon there?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

28. Part of his Crappy Meal.

[AlCzervik]

29. lol! No prize, the soda is flat and the box smells like feet.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

31. He uses the box as a collection plate.

So far, he can afford a McNugget.