Hillary Clinton can regain my respect back

[Araxen]

After such a brutal campaign she launched against Mr. Obama and I've thought long and hard about this because I really, really detested her for her scorched earth campaign but she can regain my respect back if she does the following for our nominee.

The ways are:
1. She must respectfully endorse Obama and not make it all about her
2. She must say that Obama won the nomination fairly and that he did not cheat her out of the nomination.
3. Does everything in her power to switch her base over to Obama.
4. If she campaigns for Obama she must do it without causing any sort of problems or try to take the spotlight away from Obama.
5. Keep Bill locked up somewhere.

If she does this she will have my respect back.

[Window]

1. You are a good person Araxen.

[anonymous171]

2. Bill and Rev. Wright should be sent on a long vacation somewhere very far away.

[Zavulon]

3. With all due respect, that's like saying

After such a brutal campaign she launched against Mr. Obama and I've thought long and hard about this because I really, really detested her for her scorched earth campaign but she can regain my respect back if she does the following for our nominee.

The ways are:
1. She must wrestle to the ground and hogtie 36 adult bears simultaneously
2. She must convince the Israelis and Palestinians to drop their arms and organize a series of goodwill softball leagues
3. Does everything in her power to help Pluto regain full planet status and get everyone free NASA shuttle rides.
4. If she campaigns for Obama she must do it without causing any sort of problems or try to take the spotlight away from Obama. (Sorry, this one is so amusingly unrealistic that I couldn't top it)
5. Keep Bill locked up somewhere. (Ditto)

By the way, in order to get MY respect, you'd have to add:

6. Apologize for her IWR vote and admit it was a mistake

7. Admit her pathetic answer to the question about drivers licenses for illegals was the result of her caring more about her political future than the will of her constituency

8. Admit her lies about Sir Edmund Hillary, ducking Bosnian sniper fire and where Chelsea really was on 9/11 weren't the results of "misspeaking," but flat-out lies that were pathetically transparent and indicative of the fact that she can NEVER be trusted to tell the truth

9. Admit she really doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone but herself

10. Admit her decision to hide behind Ted Kennedy's brain cancer was nothing more than a a disgusting, pathetic attempt at spin after her shockingly tasteless RFK remark

11. Resign her Senate seat and get the fuck out of politics forever

12. Divorce Bill once her political ambitions are over

13. Stay out of Chelsea's way and the limelight should Chelsea ever decide to run for office

Even then I probably couldn't muster up any respect for her, but the above steps would be her only chance.

[Araxen]

4. Point taken

but it is an olive branch I am offering. Not that Hillary cares much prolly.