I can't believe that nobody's brought up an obvious choice for Obama's VP

[Hugabear]

Lee Mercer Jr!

The only man in America who can unite all three. We need a man like Mercer in the White House, so we can finally launch an investigation into Jeb Bush for being all up in his house with disease.

[nomorenomore08]

1. "Jeb Bush... being all up in his house with disease..."

I'm not sure I even WANT to know what you're referring to... :puke:

[Hugabear]

4. You would have had to seen his website

Lee Mercer was one of those fringe candidates who had a really bizarre website, listing a bunch of reasons why he should be president. One of those reasons was to prove that Jeb Bush was all up in his house with disease.

The website is no longer active, what a shame.

[FredScuttle]

8. I wonder if Lee Mercer dropped out before Hillary

just sayin'....:evilgrin:

[sniffa]

9. Thank Google for cache

http://209.85.215.104/search?q=cache:fs7eQYQoNGkJ:www.mercerforpresident2008.com/+lee+mercer&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=firefox-a

[Hugabear]

12. Ah yes - here's the link to the Reasons for his Candidacy

http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/c14f7f9dd9bbed555232a5cb8defd6f7.html

It's a must-read!

[Dr.Phool]

15. Thanks, I never really understood the Lee Mercer Phenomenon until now!

He's a natural!

[cbayer]

19. How dare you spread false rumors about Lee Mercer!!

His website is alive and well. No amount of slander will take him out of this race,

http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/home.html

[sniffa]

2. He'd be better as AG so he can go after gangsterism

Though his road scholar makes him appetizing on the ticket. :think:

[The Wielding Truth]

3. I can't find a credible link to his bio.

[FredScuttle]

7. Looking for a credible link anywhere on his campaign site is an exercise in futility

Lee Mercer Jr. does not traffic in mainstream, dull campaign websites, what with their non-garish colors and coherent position statements. No, Lee is fighting the good fight against the Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence.

Don't believe me? Ask the man himself:

"On August 22, 1992, The State of Texas installed an intelligence hotwire in me at the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas."

[sniffa]

10. He's a road scholar

Who needs GPS?

[FredScuttle]

11. Jeb Bush better watch out

after all, he interfered with not just the sex life of Lee Mercer, but also the lovely Mrs. Lee Mercer (which stands to reason), as well as the Mercer children.

Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence(s) of war...

[KingFlorez]

5. All up in his house with disease?

What on earth does that mean? :spray:

[PBS Poll-435]

6. It is like poetry

It means something different to everyone

[Dr.Phool]

17. Check out his Reasons for my candidacy. #56.

[WeDidIt]

13. He'd get the Grassy Knoll AND the Area 59 vote

(all three)

[sniffa]

14. Kick for proving a gangster is a terrorist

and that THE BUSHS ARE GANGSTERS.

[rucky]

16. I just don't see him...

playing second fiddle to anybody.

[cbayer]

18. He's got a a United States Government Bid to be President of the United States America in 2008

I doubt he will settle for VP.