Obama Makes No Effort to Unite This Party

[MrRobotsHolyOrders]

I've been waiting for him to personally call me and apologize for what someone on the internet said about Hillary Clinton for like two fucking hours now, and all I've got to show for my troubles is anger.

If Senator Obama can't be bothered to unite this party through personally calling me up and/or brining me a sandwich, RIGHT NOW, then I'm done. I'm voting McCain. And like five imaginary people, that I created this very moment, won't vote for him either. Nor will anyone else in Seattle.

My terms aren't that hard, Senator.

[billybob537]

1. That's shillary's job.

[Cant trust em]

2. That sandwich had better be on some nice bread, or else...

[bicentennial_baby]

3. How do you brine a sandwich?

:o

[blogslut]

4. Just add pickles

silly :hi:

[EmilyAnne]

64. Pickles? This Pickles?

[MrRobotsHolyOrders]

7. Way to be divisive, Woman-hater

Do you really want to give up the votes of people who don't use the 'g' key as regularly as they should? Because, you've just probably written off Wisconsin and Iowa if that's the way you feel.

[americanstranger]

14. Barbeau-bot!

Sorry. Belated reaction to your avatar.

- as

[muryan]

76. And there go my nipples again!

(now say at as archie bunker)

[americanstranger]

87. That Sealab ref sat there by itself for so long...

...I was beginning to doubt whether anybody was gonna get it.

Thank you for renewing my faith in DU, muryan.

(Although I was really hoping that someone would have answered with 'Sparkimus Prime!!!') :evilgrin:

- as

[REP]

90. Respeck Nuckles!

[muryan]

103. Haha

Tigerbot Hesch approves

[comrade snarky]

92. Marduk says to pay no attention to the avatar

It's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain.

[SoCalDem]

16. AND Washinton and eorgia as well

:rofl:

[MrRobotsHolyOrders]

19. Oreon is a swin state

Does Senator Obama even care anymore?

[SoCalDem]

25. Double stuff or regular Oreon?

:rofl:

[Jed Dilligan]

95. So is Michian. What are you, bitter?

[nebenaube]

52. a little delusion here...

Wisconsin will go all the way for Obama...

[americanstranger]

5. He better agree to mind my cats for a week,

or I'm votin' for Abe Simpson. I mean it.

- as

[Hippo_Tron]

11. You know I'd start calling him Abe Simpson if I knew that the reference was universally recognized

We gotta work to make sure everyone gets it because it' such an awesome name for him.

[bigbrother05]

83. Kind of partial to John "Cotton Hill" McCain

Mrs. BB05 and I have been using that reference for awhile. The wounded war vet with anger problems and a trophy wife seems to be much closer.

[democrattotheend]

6. This is a joke, right?

[MrRobotsHolyOrders]

9. Uh, no.

[Arugula Latte]

59. Sarcastic? Check. Smartass? Check.

Fits right in on DU? Check!

:hi:

[AtomicKitten]

8. bon appetit

[MrRobotsHolyOrders]

17. You can insult me all you want

But it won't lessen the burden on Senator Obama to bring this party together, through catering to my every demand.

[americanstranger]

20. And the operative word is 'catering.'

I'd like some prime rib and mashed potatoes, or I'm starting a Yahoo! group to complain.

And salad. Definitely salad.

- as

[MrRobotsHolyOrders]

24. I'm feeling like condor egg

Get it for me, now, or you don't care about urban white males between the age of 24 and 25.

[americanstranger]

29. Yup, gotta make nice with the Condor Egg demographic.

Or we're doomed. Doomed!

- as

[FatDave]

27. Long as you're making demands, get me a sandwich too.

I'll taker a french dip with swiss, or maybe a bacon club. And a pint of oatmeal stout.

[AtomicKitten]

31. He has a lot of nerve offering an a la carte menu.

Plus I wouldn't settle for anything less than my house cleaned top to bottom and the back 40 cleared, dog washed, pantry reorganized, and cocktails served at 5:00 P.M. sharp.

[Pirate Smile]

10. LOL

[Cha]

I'll give ya sandwich! One of those

"terrorist jab" sammies.:9

[MrRobotsHolyOrders]

12. What do you want, Democratic Underground?

The mandate is clear: Senator Obama must cater to your every whim, or it's acceptable to vote for John McCain...


... and to be totally indignant about it.

[AspenRose]

47. I haven't had a Monte Cristo in a long time.

Can't eat these all the time. It's a special occasion....why not? :9

[NatBurner]

75. ugh.

if obama eats monte cristos, then i may hafta rethink my position

sugar and sammiches?

ugh

does mccain go kosher?

[AspenRose]

81. He doesn't have to eat it

He just has to bring me one. }(

[CarbonDate]

109. I want a backrub. Can he do that?

I know he can. He's got huge hands.

[SoCalDem]

13. He brought ME a delicious BLT and an iced tea..with lemon

and he gave me a free coupon for a car wash :)

[GalleryGod]

30. Not the Rosie O'Donnell Special from Pink's Hotdogs ! drat!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

32. There are no "g"s...look upthread

:P

Just BLTs

uh oh.. the T may be contaminated... gotta ru

[AspenRose]

15. At least you aren't asking for a pony

Or a puppy. I understand there's a waiting list for puppies. :-)

[americanstranger]

18. I don't think they make bread that big. n/t

- as

[Tarheel_Dem]

37. LMAO........Every one of you owes me a new keyboard & monitor dammit....

:spray: and I want Sen. Obama to personally program my hotkeys. Oh, and NO pony sammich for me please:rofl:

[KittyWampus]

21. I expect a jet-ski

[AspenRose]

22. Hi Senator Edwards!

:loveya: Tell Elizabeth I said hi. :-)

[KittyWampus]

48. I am really so happy for Edwards' supporters that he and Elizabeth are fully on board and active

[MrRobotsHolyOrders]

28. Or a fucking hang glider!

I'll get over Senator Clinton's loss if I can glide to work.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

23. I'm still waiting for the bony little fucker to detail my car like I asked.

My rims are shameful right now. Shame on you Barack Obama! :grr:

[MrRobotsHolyOrders]

33. Ask for a new car

He has no choice if he wants to win this thing.

[GalleryGod]

26. Oh, Fa Crissakes! Me! Me! Me! LOL

:rofl: :spray: :spray: :rofl:

[kerry-is-my-prez]

34. He is actually trying to unite the Party. It's many of his supporters who aren't....

I question how badly they really want to win.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

35. You found us out. We're in it for the sandwiches. nt

[sniffa]

36. Drats!!1!

x(

[Viking12]

86. Foiled again

You damn meddling kids.

[GalleryGod]

38. I'm holding out for the Jack Benny Special at the Carnegie Deli!

Hope our guy has good running shoes!
Chicago-to-NYC-to South Jersey!
That'll teach him!

[Forkboy]

39. In a humorous thread your seriousness becomes the funniest of all.

[bvar22]

78. There you go!

You just ruined the whole fucking election!
We could have had Obama, but Noooooooooooooooooo.
You had to go and ruin it!

[Forkboy]

79. The world loves a bastard!

What can I say? ;)

[kerry-is-my-prez]

91. The subconscious mind is more powerful than the conscious....

actions speak louder than words. You ever hear of Freud?

[Forkboy]

93. Yeah, he made cars didn't he?

[Prophet 451]

94. Yeah and he was a cokehead

Psychology does not begin and end with Freud.

[rebel with a cause]

97. He was also obsessed with

sex, especially any of women's sexual thoughts that proved them to be envious of men. when a young woman confided to him that her father was sexually abusing her, he determined that she was delusional because of her penis envy. Psychology 101. :puke:

[Prophet 451]

100. Another good point

Essentially, Freud's main contributions to psychology were the discovery of the subconscious mind and pissing off everyone so much that they created modern psychology in order to argue with him.

[rebel with a cause]

108. yes Freud had the real super ego

in his own mind/life, and I think everyone else recognized him as having little empathy for his female patients. I would hate having someone argue with me that he was right in most of his findings. Ahhh, such a ditz.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

101. I'm so glad I had a progressive, feminist Psych 101 prof who explained that to us.

It really put Dr. Freud into proper perspective for me.

Is there any theory of his that hasn't been discredited at this point? I honestly think he just pulled most of his stuff out of his ass.

[rebel with a cause]

107. I don't even remember who my Psych 101 prof was

:rofl: Maybe because it is 3 a.m. here, or because it has been so long, or because I am getting old. Who ever it was didn't have much use for him except that he started the whole thing. Who can forget Id, ego and superego. Or the updated version of child, adult and parent. Ah, sometimes I miss the academic life.

[Prophet 451]

110. There's a couple

The division of the mind into conscious and subconscious stands, the basic gist of ego, superego and id is still around (although it's been heavily refined since then). His theories on infantile sexuality are still incredibly controversial but they're never been conclusively disproved. That's about it.

It baffles me that so many Americans, even therapists, believe Freud was the first and last word in psychology.

[scarletwoman]

40. I want a Reuben sandwich, otherwise I'll have no choice but to accuse him of being anti-Semitic.

And I want REAL Swiss cheese, not that American/Swiss cheese blend crap. Otherwise, I'll have no choice but to accuse him of being anti-Swiss.

What kind of fucked up foreign policy can he have if he's anti-Swiss, I ask you?

sw

[JuniperLea]

42. Zing!

Righteous! You go, woman!

[scarletwoman]

45. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Please tip your waitress.

:D

[crankychatter]

41. don't eat at Beth's cafe... it's nasty - nt

[MrRobotsHolyOrders]

61. FASCISM

Beth's > other eating institutions open between the hours of 2AM and 6AM.

[crankychatter]

68. I'll play with the crayons and pretend I'm drinkin the coffee BUT

I photographed their floor under my table

you do NOT want to know

Got pit hairs in my omelette... loud mouthed cook is nasty

[JuniperLea]

43. All those imaginary people, made up by the GOP...

Who won't vote for Obama...

They don't deserve a sandwich! I'll take theirs:) I can stop at the Fred Jordan Mission on my way home and make a few REAL homeless people happy today.

[scarletwoman]

46. They will obviously be satisfied with baloney. (nt)

[JuniperLea]

49. LoL! You're on a roll!

Parker House, or Kaiser?

[scarletwoman]

51. Hoagie. Kaiser brings up a whole 'nother set of issues, and Parker House is elitist. (nt)

[JuniperLea]

54. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Oh my! Tears!

[brooklynite]

44. I'm a Hillary voter and -I- got a call...

I was up at 3 AM and the phone started ringing.....

[JuniperLea]

50. This thread is uber hilarious after reading yours!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6339373



:rofl:


You can't make this shit up!

[Voice for Peace]

53. this thread is making me really hungry.

I have to go make myself a sandwic.

[Diane R]

55. Karl Rove emailed his talking points to you, I see.

[MrRobotsHolyOrders]

62. Either you didn't read past the subject title

Or it might be time for you to retire from the internet.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

98. Do you go through

life completely clueless?

As a comedy writer, you are the reason I drink.

[Mutley]

56. !

:thumbsup:

[Scoovydoo]

57. Obama has praised Hillary a lot lately

I think he's trying to unite the party.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

58. Your number isn't listed...

You have to meet the man halfway...

[Lilith Velkor]

60. BARACK OBAMA POURED YOU A CUP OF COFFEE

http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com

[EmilyAnne]

63. He brought me a latte this morning, but it didn't help. I'm no latte liberal, so he'll have to

come up with something else.

I'm waiting....

[Arkana]

65. I will not vote for Obama

unless he comes over and plays Halo 2 with me for a couple hours.

Also, I wonder what class he plays...I have a Heroic Ramparts run in a couple hours and the group needs an extra DPS class. Obama seems like the rogue-type.

[NorthAmerican]

66. LOL! n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

67. I'm voting for McCain

unless Obama comes to my house and makes crepes Suzette for me. I want fresh-squeezed orange juice, too. And a pony and a radio-controlled helicopter.

Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with these candidates. They won't do a damn thing for you.

[AspenRose]

84. I knew it

I knew someone was going to bring up "a pony" at some point or another....I hear Tennessee Walkers are nice.

:hi:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

105. I want a pony-controlled helicopter! With a radio! I'm series!

Don't make me vote for Johnny Mac! I will!

I wanna see the ponies on a treadmill making my helicopter go fly fly. Seriesly.

[Buzz Clik]

69. No shit! This embitters me to the point that I'm considering clinging to guns and religion.

That is what hard working white people do, right?

[Mooney]

70. LOL

[blondeatlast]

71. He needs to know if you'll want cheese with that whine...

I hurt nyself on wit sometimes! :rofl:

[TheDonkey]

72. SHAME ON YOU, OBAMA

Meet me in Ohio, then we can have a real debate!

[sweet baby jesus]

73. I was soooo close to breaking my 'f' key...

you is a lucky mo-fo - enjoy the sandwich mifter!

[scheming daemons]

74. If he would've gotten me a Primanti Bros. sammich, he woulda won PA....

...

[Name removed]

77. Deleted sub-thread

Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Heather MC]

80. Will I want him to paint my house if he wants to keep my vote in NOV!

[scarletwoman]

82. What kind of Democrat are you? All I want is for him to vacuum my living room.

AND bring me a sandwich, of course. No deal without the sandwich.

But I don't expect him to paint my house. He can bring the beer.

sw

[americanstranger]

88. Eh. gimme a coupla boxes of good guitar strings

and you got my vote. I'm a cheap date! :D

- as

[rebel with a cause]

99. Heavens, in that case I want a house

if he wants my vote. And a new heart would be nice also. Might as well ask for all you can. If you're getting/expecting nothing, you might as well ask for everything.

[Withywindle]

85. You sell your vote too cheap!

The Party keeps shortchanging progressives because we settle for too little!



Me and all the other strong feminist women I'm friends with won't be impressed unless we EACH get an hour of Senator Obama's...personal services...that would get this thread locked if I went into more detail.


And he better turn into a pizza afterwards.






(Just like a lot of "Dems" in this forum will very soon.)

[Zhade]

89. But what KIND of sammich?

NT!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

96. I would like

him to deliver a pony and a case of Grey Goose Vodka and I need someone tall to hang some lights in my patio. Would it kill him to fill my tank with gas and drive me to my pedicure appointment???

Also, I would like it very much if this could all be done by 3pm Friday... The weekends suck around here.

[galledgoblin]

102. you win the internets.

[Fleshdancer]

104. I want to be a spy like John Edwards. Obama hasn't promised me that yet.

I even told him the jet ski was optional, but did I get a response??? NOOOOO. x(

HELLO! I'm a white woman. According to ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, and CNN, you HAVE to do what I want in order to win my vote and I wanna be a spy damn it! With cool gadgets like an umbrella that shoots poison needles and stuff. Make it happen or else.



:rofl:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

106. Okay, I just want to know how the hell there's a deleted subthread in here.

How humor-challenged and irony-impaired can people BE?!?