Jones and Flowers making the rounds again

[Youphemism]

If Hillary had won the Primaries, Paula Jones and Jennifer Flowers would be much bigger news right now, schilling their sordid Bill stories for $2.00 a pop (so to speak) over the Internet.

They had obviously worked this out during the Time of Inevitability and were probably more disappointed than many Hillary supporters that she didn't win.

I would not be surprised if we see a number of other Clinton slurs make the news soon. The republicans likely spent serious time and effort dredging up their old dirt, and will probably go ahead and make that info public at some point, just so their money and energy won't have been completely wasted. I would expect most of the dirt to hit around or just after the time Obama picks his VP.

These two seem to have done this on their own -- Jennifer, of course, would be the "brains" behind the operation -- but I'd be surprised if they didn't have any republican support in their rollout/marketing efforts.

[Youphemism]

1. Afterthought: At least Bill's penis has been vetted. /nt

[Sequoia]

2. I couldn't care less about those loser women.

Old news, does anyone really care. No lifers that's who. Jenny and Paula...get a LIFE !!

[Youphemism]

4. Yeah, they're still trying to make money from banging the president...

That makes Flowers, at least, an ex-post facto hooker.

Jones, unfortunately, shot her wad on cosmetic surgery. If she's going to go after anybody, it should be that doctor.

It's a shame she made the wrong elective surgery choices. She's just a few brain implants away from climbing up to the Dan Quayle mark on the IQ chart.

Still, the original point was that the timing of this is no coincidence. The republicans were looking forward to a season of Clinton bashing -- and I think a Hillary victory was McCain's last best hope to get his party to rally behind him.

[Sequoia]

5. Talk about beating a dead horse though. Really.

[rusty quoin]

3. I always assumed that Paula Jones was lying until something happened that changed my opinion.

She participated in that celebrity boxing match. Her credibility, for me, increased 10-fold after that.