So what will happen here at noon on Wed?

[housewolf]

Does just the name of the forum change along with some rules? Do all the posts remain?

Does the name change and all the posts disappear? Do we get presented with a brand-spanking new clean forum?

Is there some grand unveiling of something new?

What happens if you're in the middle of posting something to GD-P at exactly noon?

Who can say? Enquiring minds want to know...



:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:


So long GD-P, it's been a blast!!!!

[EFerrari]

1. The heavens will open and a Celestial choir will sing and

everything will be all right. :)

[housewolf]

2. Oh great!!!

I've been waiting for that to happen!

So it will be a miracle, and we will all be awe-struck? And you, oh person who shares my name, are a great seeress/prophetess to tell it so!

I can't wait!

:yourock:

[grantcart]

3. DUzy

[babylonsister]

4. And there will be NO shame cast on anyone! Sweet! nt

[EFerrari]

8. Have you SEEN the price of asparagus lately?

:scared:

[babylonsister]

12. And it's cheap where you live. Yes, I have!

[mcctatas]

5. damn...

beat me to it!

:toast:

[newmajority]

9. No, first the gates of Hell will open.....

And the huge pizza ovens of Hell will deliver up their harvest. :evilgrin:

The celestial choirs come after that O8)

[EFerrari]

13. Only at DU can the fires of Hell be illustrated so exactly.

:rofl:

[DearAbby]

32. Can I have first dibs on the stuff

that is left behind from those who had been raptured from GD-P?

[mrreowwr_kittty]

6. I'll be on my bestest behavior, lest a giant marble slab drop upon me.

:evilgrin:

[Crunchy Frog]

7. This.

[housewolf]

10. And THEN then heavens open and we get the celestial choirs?

AFTER then Marie Antoinette/Anne Bolyn treatment?

[Indenturedebtor]

11. I dunno about you guys but I'm going to take a shower and eat something

Hopefully I'll be able to peel my ass from this chair. I probably should have bought the leather instead of the vinyl...

Anyways I haven't heard my wife say anything for at least two weeks so I should probably go check on her.

BTW does anyone have any food? :P

[housewolf]

14. I hear there's a special on pizza around here

but it comes at a pretty high price...


:donut:

[DevonRex]

31. LOL! That's exactly how I feel. nt

[SoCalDem]

15. Stages of Shutdown:

Stage 1....12:01 PM


Stage 2....12:15 PM


Stage 3....12:30 PM


Stage 4....1 PM


Stage 5....2 PM


Stage 6....3 PM

[babylonsister]

16. I SO appreciate you, SCD! You never fail to amuse!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

18. Thanks.. you are very welcome..

My twisted sense of humor is about all I have going for me these days..:)

I've got a cellar full of ignores.... knee-deep in cheeto dust and empty 2-liter Mountain Dew bottles...

It will take me all day to hose 'em off in anticipation of their early-release program..

and don't tell Ahhhhnold,, we're supposed to be conserving water :)

[EFerrari]

17. Hey -- that's MY desk.

:rofl:

[davidpdx]

20. Stage 5 would hurt like a mf if you were a male.

and stage 6 is pretty gross.

[AndyTiedye]

19. We All

:grouphug:

[Sancho]

21. The DU website will crash when everyone removes the "ignores"...

and we'll see on Fox news that someone referring to himself as "skinner" went postal (pun intended).


:nuke:

[Tesha]

22. If you're posting *PRECISELY* at noon, you'll...

...end up in a sort of quantum singularity where
you have both posted and not posted, and the
situation won't resolve itself until a moderator
looks at your post and collapses your wave function.



Tesha

[Vattel]

24. darn, I was going to say that n/t

[Tesha]

26. Sometimes the wave function breaks your way, sometimes mine.

Sometimes both ways simultaneously. ;)

Tesha

[LTR]

23. The name of the forum changes

That's basically it.

This very forum that we're posting in has been around since the '04 campaign, with several name changes.

[Apollo11]

28. Dude - you just, like, ruined everything!

What about all the folks who have been waiting for this day as the answer to all the problems in the world? :eyes:

;-)

[Patsy Stone]

29. Fifty minutes and counting...

:popcorn:

[spinbaby]

25. We have to stop slandering Hillary/Obama

and switch to slandering McCain full time.

[Patsy Stone]

27. Last Day... Carousel begins...

[sufrommich]

30. Skinner throws the ring into the fiery chasm. nt

[helderheid]

33. This forum will self destruct in 5, 4, 3...