Let it FLOAT!

[helderheid]

[John Q. Citizen]

1. Looks tasty, but it's a bit cold here in the Northern Rockies for that at the moment.

[helderheid]

3. It's cold here too

:scared:

[DearAbby]

2. I want Orange Crush Float!.n/t

[helderheid]

5. for YOU!

[ellisonz]

4. It floats! It's a witch!

Belvedere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Peasants: Burn them!
Belvedere: Now, what do burn besides witches?
Peasant 3: More witches!
Peasant 2: Wood?
Belvedere: So, why do witches burn?
Peasant 2: Because there made of wood?
Belvedere: So, how do you tell if she is made of wood?
Peasant 3: Build a bridge out of her!
Belvedere: Ah, but cant you also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 3: Oh, right.
Belvedere: Tell me, does wood sink?
Peasant 1: No, it floats.
Belvedere: What also floats in water?

King Arthur: A duck!
Belvedere: Exactly!
Peasant 2: So if she weighs as much as a duck she is made of wood.
Belvedere: And therefore?
Peasants: A witch!
Belvedere: We shall use my largest scales.

Witch: It's a fair cop.

[helderheid]

6. !

:spray:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g