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“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!” |
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Wed Jun-11-08 12:53 PM
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1. 'Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the *masses,* |
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not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"
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Wed Jun-11-08 12:56 PM
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4. "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because |
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some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
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11. "I mean, if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor |
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just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
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13. "Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!" nt |
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:20 PM
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16. 'SHUT UP, will you?? SHUT UP!!' |
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:24 PM
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18. "Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! |
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Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:26 PM
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22. "Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? |
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That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?!"
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I don't have any more lines in this scene. :(
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the Aptly-Named, "Sir No-Longer-Appearing-In-This-Scene"?
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47. But at least he doesn't have shit all over 'im. n/t |
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:16 PM
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15. Nor from killing your father and boinking you mother. |
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Wed Jun-11-08 12:53 PM
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2. Help ! Help! I'm being oppressed!! |
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Now I have to go and watch that movie again...
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:07 PM
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7. "Come see the violence inheirent in the system! Come see the violence inheirent in the system!" |
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:22 PM
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My kids gave me the DVD for xmas!!
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Wed Jun-11-08 12:56 PM
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to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:06 PM
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6. Come and see the oppression inherited |
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:08 PM
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8. did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you? |
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:08 PM
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9. "What makes you think she's a witch?" |
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"Well, she turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
*meekly after a long pause* "... I got better. "
On edit - too lazy to start my own Monty Python thread concerning impeachment...
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:10 PM
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10. Oh King ,eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that? |
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By exploiting the workers!
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:34 PM
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26. I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. |
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:43 PM
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32. You're foolin' yourself |
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We're livin' in a dictatorship — a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...
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34. I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. |
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We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:16 PM
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14. She's a very freaky girl |
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the kind you don't take home to Mama.... That lady in the lake?
She's super freaky.
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21. Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, ... |
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... I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark.
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I don't know why...
But I am.
Guess I need to get outside and get some fresh air! :D
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:25 PM
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19. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. |
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Wed Jun-11-08 01:32 PM
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24. I fart in your general direction! |
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31. I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight |
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35. I comMAND you, as King of the Britons |
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39. ARRRRHHH! *clang* *bang* *crash* |
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40. 'bonks sword on top of helmet* |
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41. *swerves around with sword* WHAP! BAM! *clang* |
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Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
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43. *scoffs* 'Tis but a scratch! |
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50. Well, what's that, then? |
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54. Come on, you pansy! *clang* *bash* Aiiiiyah! |
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Victory is mine!*
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We thank Thee, Lord, that in Thy mer...
*An obvious parody of Stewie Griffin.
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59. HA! *kicks you* Come on, then! |
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66. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, |
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70. *Look,* you stupid bastard! |
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74. *glances down* Just a flesh wound! |
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*kicks you*
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79. Look, I'll have your leg! |
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Why do I keep saying "Look"? :shrug:
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86. *glances down at bleeding stump where leg used to be* |
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Right. I'll do you for that! :grr:
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Hey, I didn't say "look." :D
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89. What are you going to do, *bleed* on me?? |
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95. The Black Knight always triumphs! |
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Have at you! Come on, then.
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97. *glances around at four severed limbs* |
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Oh?
All right, we'll call it a draw.
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*clopclop clopclop clopclop clopclop*
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Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
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Wed Jun-11-08 02:15 PM
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46. Lee Mercer lost, get over it! |
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60. Are you suggesting coconuts |
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61. Not at all! They could be carried. |
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62. What? A swallow carrying a coconut? |
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65. It could grip it by the husk! |
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68. It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! |
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69. Well, it doesn't matter. |
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Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
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A swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
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75. Please! I'm not interested! |
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81. great. DU is chock full of grail nerds |
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Wed Jun-11-08 03:11 PM
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84. Casting Level 3 Eroticism? |
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Nah — just summoning fire without flint or tinder. :blush:
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92. I meditate to regain my mana |
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before casting Level 8 * of the Infinite.
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94. Um... may I ask that the f--- started this thread? nt |
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103. beautiful, wonderful, fantastic amounts of crack. (n/t) |
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105. Morgan le Fay didn't become queen because of sexism! |
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