McCain Releases Own Birth Certificate In Answer To Obama's!

[BlooInBloo]

Thought lost for the ages, the document was found in a clay jar, in an abandoned cave, on the outskirts of Sedona, by a shepherd boy in 1947. The desert climate and the dry atmosphere in the caves kept the parchment remarkably well preserved.

Unfortunately, the language on the document is in Essene, a language which has been dead for about 1,900 years. So, much like a lot of Senator McCain's modern-day speeches, press releases, and interviews, nobody can really comprehend what it says.

HAHAHAHAA!!!! :rofl:



EDIT: Forgot linky: http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/6/12/15046/0204/144/534792

[11 Bravo]

1. I love it!

K&R & :rofl:

[Forkboy]

2. LOL

:spray:

[BOSSHOG]

3. My birth certificate looks a lot like that one.

Mine survived a safe deposit box five miles from Lake Pontchartrain which rode out Katrina. It also has a nice "bouquet" as well.

[1Hippiechick]

4. ROFL!!!!!

:rofl:
:rofl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA :rofl:
:rofl:

[rateyes]

5. Believe it or not, I can read that. Translation:

Name: Last--Cain (Legally changed to McCain) First--N/A

Father: Adam
Mother: Eve
Sibling: Abel

Born: Wasn't. He was hatched from a serpent's egg.

[BlooInBloo]

6. lol!

[Mrs. Overall]

7. Thanks for a great laugh! K&R!

[Fleshdancer]

8. Then what the hell is this?

[TahitiNut]

9. McCain's parents' marriage record. "In consideration for two oxen, 6 goats, ..."

:evilgrin:

[BlooInBloo]

10. Oh - I thought it was their genealogy! And Methuselah begat McGuin...

and McGuin begat McGuire... And McGuire begat McGilicutty......

[TahitiNut]

14. McCain means "son of Cain."

He was conceived and then his dad went and killed Abel. Then McCain was raised by his grandparents ... Adam and Eve.

The marriage record, of course, if from the Land of Nod.

[BlooInBloo]

15. Hm. Then isn't it awkward to have a *daughter* named McCain? Or McAnything?

[Mrs. Overall]

12. Perhaps this depicts (and documents) his birth:

[LTR]

11. FORGERY!

Typeface is wrong, and one of the letters is raised funny.

And they didn't have that font then.

[formercia]

13. My first thought was Arameic before I peeked.

:rofl: