Chimp. Flooding.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

Anybody?

[AllentownJake]

1. Watching Ponies Prance is more important

Saw him on the Daily Show watching them.

The man loves Horsies as evident by his appointment of Brownie in the last election.

[newmajority]

4. He likes watching horses, but he's too chickenshit to ride one.

And he claims to be a "rancher" from Texas??

But then, the horses are grateful. They have seen how he rides a bike.

And a Segway.......

[WeDidIt]

2. Bueller? Bueller?

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

3. NOLA 2: Electric Boogaloo

[blondeatlast]

5. How decent of him to be carefully avoiding obvious photo-ops and making sure those nice people

lift THEMSELVES out of disaster and devastation.

He's so, so, so... HIM! :puke:

[NatBurner]

6. george bush doesn't care about wet people

[NatBurner]

24. ^^i just heard this line on the daily show

do they scan DU for material?

um, jon?

i want my royalty check dude-

get @ me before my lawyer gets impatient

[blondeatlast]

26. I wondered how this got kicked up--hey, I remember when that line was fresh!

If ya need a witness...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. I thought about this many times over the last few days.

He is "legacy building" in Europe.

Now (as many of you know), I am not the President of the Unites States.

But here's what I DO know.

This Iowa thing could become Katrina Redux.

If I "were" the President of the Unites States, I'd have my ass on Air Force One so QUICK that it would look like the old Roadrunner cartoons, where the Roadrunner goes "meep meep" and you see a could of dust that formed where the Roadrunner USED to be STANDING.

RUMMYisFROSTED, I would encourage you to look for the recent David Letterman - Scott McClellan video (it's on Crooks & Liars). Letterman nailed it: Bush just doesn't care. It doesn't get more complex than that.

I wish it did. I wish I could understand, that I could "intellectualize" this asshole's inner compass.

But it all comes down to the fact that people in Iowa are screwed, and until the November 2008 elections, we won't have a president who gives a rat's ass.

:patriot:

[Greenwood]

8. I don't like Bush, but please tell me what you would do when you got there?

Do you think the security you would require would help the situation?

Please tell me what you would actually do?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. The President just needs to acknowledge the situation

This is the face of Katrina:



...strumming the guitar given to him by some completely unknown, "D-list" Country singer prick (Mark Wills)

...and...



...and enjoying some MIGHTY FUCKIN' TASTY CAKE with McCain.

So I hear what you are saying.

To a degree.

What would I do?

I'd acknowledge the situation and pledge the support of the Federal Government, rather than strum a guitar I couldn;t play and stuff my worthless frat boy Oedipal substance abusing AWOL ass with fucking CAKE.

That's what I'd do.

:patriot:

[Greenwood]

10. I hear your words and feel your anger.....

But I guess we will just have to agree to disagree---and that is ok!

But, let's agree on voting Dem in November.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. "Token Gestures" don't save people...

...but absence pretty much conveys apathy.

So yeah.

I agree to disagree.

[Cha]

25. Those are two of the ugliest photo-ops in the

history of bush photo ops..those and the pet goat.

[blondeatlast]

12. Things he could have done BEFORE this happened.

Such as NOT have a large portion of the National Guard overseas. I'd dispatch them to the area, and send strong, quality federal relief and rescue operations there--in short, everything GWB HASN'T done in 8 years.

Please tell me you are kidding. He's supposed to act on our behalf.

[defendandprotect]

18. Yeah . . . you're right. . . what good would Bush possibly be in any situation --- ???!!!

[hatrack]

13. I think he should remain in Paris and eat cake with the Sarkozys - preferably at Versailles

If he comes to Iowa, he'll just screw up the traffic and get in the way of the supply trucks and shut down the airspace so that rescue choppers can't get through for as long as it take him to stage the Insincere Presidential Mouthings.

[Greenwood]

14. I just hope no looting occurs....

If looting did occur then it would make a horrific situation even worse.

So far no looting has happened.

[blondeatlast]

15. That's what concerns you so much? Not death, destruction,

health, loss?

Wow, you aren't woth my tombstone, but damn, almost...

:puke:

[Greenwood]

17. Huh? You may have good intentions but you are very bitter.....

Of course, the #1 priority is the death, pain, suffering, heartache, etc., etc. that encapsulate such a tragedy. Wow.

But, sadly, remember New Orleans? The looting?

I am glad that no looting has occured and hope it stays that way.

Wow.

[blondeatlast]

20. Funny, woory about looting would not be the first thing that came to mind.

Whatever.

[Greenwood]

21. It wasn't......

Wow.

[eShirl]

16. I got nothin'.

[DS1]

19. I'm putting on my cynical hat

If Bush flies into action, it'll appear that he deliberately screwed New Orleans, and that would further kill the GOP. So they're riding it out.

[underpants]

22. These are white people in an important political state

Chertoff was there first thing yesterday

[AwakeAtLast]

23. He just texted comment about Tim Russert to MSNBC News

I'm watching it right now and they just read it. This tells me he could just as easily send a statement to flood victims.

[Fleshdancer]

27. George Bush doesn't care about wet people

:rofl:

From the Daily Show tonight

[NatBurner]

31. *sigh*

[Fleshdancer]

32. HA! I just read up thread for the first time

Good job! You deserve the royalty check :rofl:

[NatBurner]

33. THANK U! i feel validated now :)

seriously tho-

since cookiegate and c*ntgate broke and a couple of othergates broke? i see the potential influence that DU yields

i wouldn't be surprised if a lot of journalists start here for stories

[bullwinkle428]

28. He's coming to the flooded areas in Iowa tomorrow, for his "Concern Tour"...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3358526

[Duder]

29. Levee's break and...

Chimp's singing brown brown grass of home...

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/03/13/bushs-surprise-serenade-hits-youtube/?hp

[coyotespaw]

30. See, Kanye, it's not just black people

that Bush doesn't care about.