OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! TIME TO FREAK OUT!!!! Obama's NOT AHEAD BY ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

[Beetwasher]

There's only FIVE MONTH'S LEFT PEOPLE!!!! This is a HUGE problem!!!! I suggest he adopt McCain's entire platform so that he can win over every voter on the planet!!!!!! I'm VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dionysus]

1. ROFL....

:rofl:

[KittyWampus]

2. I want a pony.....

or a jet ski.

[Yes We Did]

14. And a cookie!

[jakem]

28. who's recipe should we steal?...

[baldguy]

3. When the GOP can steal whole states by remote control

just by "flipping" a few votes on electronic voting machines in strategic precincts - damn right you should be worried.

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. So true

[Hippo_Tron]

34. We control the Secretary of State offices in most of the swing states

The only swing state where Republicans count the votes this time is Florida.

[DevonRex]

4. And OMG, if he doesn't get every last member of the KKK to vote for him...

...then he MUST have a problem with white people.

Right?

:evilgrin:

[WeDidIt]

6. Obama won. I was supposed to get my pony

I'm mad.

I'm starting GUOPN!

GIVE US OUR PONIES NOW!!!

[Symarip]

11. Oh.

There will be hell to pay.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

7. I WISH HE WERE LOSING SO HE SEEMED LIKE THE USUAL DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!!!

This is so confusing!!1!1! I'm going to panic just because it's what we do!!!!111!

[bluestateguy]

8. Oh no, what about West Virginia and the Reagan Democrats!!!

Heavens to Betsey!!!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

9. WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE VOTESSSSS!!!!!

[shadowknows69]

10. We're going to destroy McCain by Mondalian numbers.

[caledesi]

12. Obama in a landslide! NT

[myrna minx]

13. LOOK HOW LOUD I LIKE TO TYPE!!1!!!1!!!

I"M WRINGING MY HANDS AND VOMITING IN TERROR!11!!! :rofl:

[SurfingAtWork]

15. AHHHH!!!11! SOMEBODY HOLD ME! IF I BECOME ANY MORE CONCERNED MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!111

[Arugula Latte]

20. SERENITY NOW11!!!1!!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. HOOCHIE MAMAAA!!!!11

[Arugula Latte]

26. THE WATER WAS COLD!1!!1!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

33. BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A PIRATE!!!!111

[Arugula Latte]

35. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!1!1!!

[FrenchieCat]

17. !

[Mz Pip]

18. Kerry never was ahead.

I think we'll be fine.

I would like a total electoral blowout though, just for grins.

[VotesForWomen]

19. what? i seem to recall plenty of polls showing kerry ahead; dems were very confident that he was go

going to win (i wasn't, however, knowing how these things go); they were all jazzed about the enhusiasm, young/new voters, bush sucks so bad we can't lose, etc., etc. it's all very familiar.

[DevonRex]

21. Negative much?

[FrenchieCat]

24. This is 2008, not 2004. There is a difference in what is going on in the country now & then.

Bush vs. Kerry poll, same time 4 years ago, in 2004. A virtual tie between Bush and Kerry.

Opinion Dynamics Corporation (search) conducted the national registered voter poll for Fox News on June 8-9.

The national registered voter poll finds the Republican incumbent would receive the support of 43 percent to Kerry's 45 percent, if the presidential election were held today. When independent Ralph Nader (search ) is included, he receives three percent, Bush 42 percent and Kerry 42 percent.
........

President Bush's overall approval rating held steady in the new poll, with 48 percent approving and 45 percent disapproving of the job he's doing as president. While there is little difference between how men and women rate the president's job performance, Republicans are about four times as likely to approve as Democrats, and whites are more than twice as likely as blacks are to approve.

The poll finds optimism about the nation's economy and continued majority support for military action in Iraq. On the economy, today 53 percent believe it is recovering, up from 45 percent in late March. A 55 percent majority feels optimistic about the country's economy right now and 38 percent pessimistic, a sentiment that is essentially unchanged for over a year.

"A belief in a strong national economy is crucial to the reelection chances of an incumbent president, and this year is no exception," notes Opinion Dynamics Corporation Senior Account Executive Lawrence Shiman. "The increase in the percentage of the public saying the economy is improving is a positive development for the president."

There are clear differences between groups on the economic outlook. Republicans are far more optimistic about the economy — 78 percent to 40 percent of Democrats. In addition, men are slightly more optimistic than women (60 percent and 53 percent respectively).

On Iraq, 60 percent support the U.S. military having taken action to disarm Iraq and remove Saddam and 34 percent oppose. However, only 39 percent agree that the Iraq war will ultimately make the United States safer, while 46 percent disagree.

Similar to views on the economy, support for the war in Iraq is divided along party lines. Fully 89 percent of Republicans support the action compared to 40 percent of Democrats and 51 percent of independents.

.............more
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,122378,00.html

[MrRobotsHolyOrders]

27. You're wrong, but ok.

PUMA is still accepting members.

[uponit7771]

23. AND HE DIDN'T FILL THE NOSE BLEEDS SEATS DURING HIS RALLY LAST NIGHT!!!

[bridgit]

25. I do think levity is under appreciated as a response to pernicious death & chaos...

Kudos! :thumbsup:

[rebel with a cause]

29. THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!

My favorate post. Oh sorry. COVER YOUR HEAD! RUN FOR COVER! ALL YOU PEOPLE COVER THE CAMPAIGN; WHILE I COVER MY LAPTOP!

[GoldieAZ49]

30. 84% of the people in this country are not happy with the direction we are going

Obama leads in the polls by about 6% with the bump from being selected as the nominee.

Do not freak out. The numbers are meaningless until election night.

[tabasco]

31. I'M VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THIS RIGHT-WING EMAIL I GOT!!11!!

HELP ME RESPOND TO THIS11!!11

[Uncle Joe]

32. OK Congress is a right fucking now!!!! n/t