I've always thought that the 9 most terrifying words in the English language are

[Doctor_J]

"I am a Republican and I'm here to help"

Sorry, Dutch. Your plague of bad, American-hating government is about to end.

Tell me, is it as hot there as they say?

[K8-EEE]

1. Yeah code for "GIVE US YOUR MONEY AND EXPECT NOTHING IN RETURN"

Duh!! Whenever I see a freeper type fawning over Reagan, OMG, why don't they just say "lie to us, we like it!"

Personally my fave Reagan quote was, "my heart said I didn't do it, but the facts say otherwise" about Iran/Contra. Then you have these idiots like Rudy going, "oh the terr'rist were so askeered of Reagan!" HuH? HE WAS ILLEGALLY DEALING WITH THEM!

[Apollo11]

2. Supreme Court rules that Florida must stop the recount.

Hard to imagine a worse 9 words that those ...

[nxylas]

3. I wonder what Reagan considered the most comforting words

"I'm from the government and I'm here to take everything you have and give it to some billionaires", presumably.

[ClassWarrior]

4. "Tell me, is it as hot there as they say?"

:evilgrin:

NGU.

[TahitiNut]

5. Republicans tell us government doesn't work, get elected, and then prove it.

:shrug:

If liberals hated America, we'd vote Republican.


... and other bumper-sticker wisdom.

[Liberal Gramma]

6. Good one, Tahiti!

[Leftist Agitator]

7. Huh. My first guess was:

"We're from the government and we're here to help."

I was close.