McCain's Burger recipe

[wyldwolf]

Two all-beef patties
Special sauce
lettuce
cheese
pickles
onions
On a sesame seed bun.

[zanne]

1. I think that's a pretty good description of McCain. nt

[jakem]

19. im a little doubtful of McC*nts 'special sauce"...

[JimGinPA]

2. Sounds Tasty - I Wish I Could Get That In A Value Meal!

[MNDemNY]

3. You are not being fair.

His "special sauce" is the blood of young Americans, as opposed to Mayo and thousand island dressing.

[SwampG8r]

15. you forgot one step

its mayo thousand island dressing (1 gallon each)
mix
leave in sun 3 hours

special sauce!

[Ichingcarpenter]

4. I heard his new campaign slogan is called

"Home of the Whopper"

[BeyondGeography]

6. Fits with his big new charity alliance

[DebJ]

14. oh that's a good one!

[seasat]

5. You left off a part of it.

Once made, you have to let it sit under a heat lamp for hours until it is old, dry, and hard to swallow.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. Can I get "Freedom Fries" with that?

never mind. I'm going on a diet. Turkey-Spam sandwich for me.

[Clark2008]

9. They make Turkey-Spam?

I'm allergic to pork, so I haven't had spam since I was a child and the hubby's been wanting to try that fried Spam stuff.

Not sure if that's a good excuse, but, hey - it's probably cheaper than most food now.

:shrug:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. Yes they do!

But I haven't tried it yet. I have the regular, artery-clogging, real spam occasionally.

http://spam.com

edited to add most-helpful link

[Clark2008]

16. Interesting

It probably tastes like crap, though.

:D

[frickaline]

17. Oh. Your. God.

I think I had a mild heart attack just reading that. Fried Spam? Do you inject it with palm oil first or just slather it in doughnut batter?

:rofl:

[DearAbby]

8. McDonalds stole that

Cindy had called it the Big Mac'Cain! They even stole the name!!! The filthy grease-painted bastards!!!

[helderheid]

11. Don't forget the fry sauce. They created fry sauce, I kid you not!

[AlCzervik]

12. he also invented the drive through.

[ericgtr]

13. All he has to do is call it something like a meat cookie

to make it original :D

[WinkyDink]

18. First, take a pound of uninspected beef.....

[alphafemale]

20. Step One: Slayeth One Medium Mastodon. nt

[thoughtcrime1984]

21. I see a McCain intern has now changed the recipe to

One and two-thirds all beef patties, so, NOT the McSame!

[Quixote1818]

22. Your post made me laugh out loud!

Thanks, I needed that.

[Eurobabe]

23. Complete with Mad-cow patties and samonella tomatoes

served up just for the Democrats.

(Not funny.)

Cindy, we're on to you.