Giuliani Spotted Sleeping On New York City Subway

[Ned_Devine]

NEW YORK—According to witnesses, former New York City mayor and one-time favorite for the Republican presidential nomination Rudolph Giuliani was seen slumped over and asleep on the Coney Island-bound F train late Tuesday night, as well as on the return Queens-bound F train early Wednesday morning.

Giuliani, once a beloved New York figure who earned the nickname "America's Mayor," was wearing a faded New York Yankees jacket and a dirty FDNY cap pulled down over his eyes.

"Everyone was sitting on the opposite side of the train because there was a real bad smell coming from his side," said passenger Melissa Humber, who witnessed Giuliani lying across three seats and using a rolled-up New York Post as a pillow. "He seemed to jolt awake when a homeless guy started ranting about 9/11, but then he just sighed and went back to sleep." Giuliani was last spotted shaving in a New York Public Library bathroom.

I stole this from the Onion. Without the picture of him sleeping on the subway, it kind of loses its funniness

[Kahuna]

1. I'm thinking..'Set 'em up Joe....'

:rofl:

[DJ13]

2. .......

[krispos42]

3. Looks like my grandfather

Down to the clothing!

Scary...

[Ian David]

4. Even from The Onion, it still needs a link. n/t

[NYC_SKP]

5. link

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/giuliani_spotted_sleeping



So, the real man emerges....

[NYC Liberal]

6. I once saw a man on the subway who was pretty much a clone of Dick Cheney

I don't mean he "resembled" him...I mean he seriously could have been Cheney's identical twin. Including the glasses and expression.

It was really frightening :scared:

[blondeatlast]

7. He was noticed earlier muttering something to the effect of "I was there (incoherent)

at (incherent) on 9/11." Now I'm (incoherent) (incoherent) John (incoherent) McCain..."