McCain's two bandages are the result of hitting his head exiting the car.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

*cough* bullshit *cough*

[seasat]

1. I heard George and he were sharing some pretzels n/t

[LeftyMom]

2. The best excuse that they can come up with is that he's clumsier than Gerald Ford?

:eyes:

FFS, just admit he had some more skin cancer removed. He's fucking old, he's whiter than Casper's ass and he lives in Arizona- it's not hard to figure it out.

[Eurobabe]

3. pix? i haven't seen this....

10-1 he won't be running by September for health reasons.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

10. They've shown it on MSNBC a few times.

One's on his eyebrow and the other's on the side of his head, indicating a highly unusual head smacking incident.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

29. er I'm the first to recommend? This thread deserves a DUZY

and I recommend it.

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

34. Hehe, no shit, did the limo roll-over or something

[rug]

4. Maybe he was thinking too hard.

[eShirl]

5. maybe he called Cindy a cant again, and she threw a pan of cookies at him

[mrreowwr_kittty]

6. From a family recipe, no doubt. nt

[endarkenment]

16. now there's a wedge issue.

[Mabus]

7. Personally I think his head exploded

and the band-aids are there to patch it back together.

[louis-t]

8. So, either he's clumsier than *, or he's a liar?

Can you imagine the insanity if he drops out of the race in Sept. or Oct.? Repugs will have 20 new candidates and they'll be eating their own and screaming at each other. 'Course they'll just nominate his VP choice. Bet it's Romney.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

9. Oh man that's the dream!

I was so disappointed that Mittens couldn't pull off the nom. He's a freakshow.

[ejpoeta]

36. well, we all know he's a liar.

[MichiganVote]

11. That poor car!

[Major Hogwash]

12. That cocksucker has so many bandaids on his head, he looks like Frankenstein.

He looks worse every fucking month.

I expect his right arm to fall off anytime now.

[jazzjunkysue]

31. It's like a scene from the film Millennium. (Photo!)

These people are literally disintegrating, but are kept consious in these water tanks...

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

35. LOL, he is a bit of mess...

[michaz]

13. Apparently it didn't knock any sense into him! n/t

[polichick]

14. Likely story - hopefully, Cindy's been working on her self esteem.

[zulchzulu]

15. It's funny how he was wearing his Navy hat at indoor events...

...yeah, he likes the hat because... um...

[FrenchieCat]

17. He was trying to beat Obama in the Cool while getting out of the car Presidential contest.....

guess he lost.

[truthisfreedom]

18. No doubt it's more cancer. No way he'd need TWO different bandaids for one wound.

[Alexander]

19. Didn't Brownback say McCain might pledge to only serve 1 term?

[mrreowwr_kittty]

20. I'm still trying to figure out how one injures one's temple by hitting it while exiting a car

Seems physically impossible.

[hedgehog]

21. It was a CANADIAN car; yeah , that explains it. Everyone knows

how dinky all those Canadian cars are.....


“I was getting out of the car in Canada and I hit the roof a teeny bit,” McCain said, blushing a little bit at the question. “The car was much smaller than the one I am usually being ferried around in by our beloved secret service.”

http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2008/06/23/mccain-explains-small-bandages-i-hit-the-roof-of-a-car/

[anonymous171]

22. So THAT'S why he went to Canada! To get something removed.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

23. Hit the roof with his temple. Seems impossible to me. nt

[sniffa]

26. Another reason why NAFTA is bad

[beac]

28. Poor widdle McCain forced to ride in a tiny "commoner" car instead of the stretch lomos he prefers

When I think about 4 more years of Bush-style bumblings with McSame, I "hit the roof a teeny bit" too!

[Gabi Hayes]

24. exit wounds? grassy knoll?

was Sen. Specter there? did he write it up?

[LowerManhattanite]

25. I heard they were the result of wounds...

...from trying to hammer his horns back in.

:evilgrin:

Ah, well...

[beac]

27. Maybe Cindy was sharing a little of her Botox...

and the needles got stuck in his macho war-hero leathery skin!

See folks, the Mccains are JUST like you and me... they bake cookies, they love their country, and they do at-home beauty treatments on each other while watching "Army Wives" --- a couple of plain ol' American folks.

[jazzjunkysue]

30. Men his age often have skin irregularities removed as a precaution.

How do you hit your head in two different places?

[Barack_America]

32. And yet most men his age aren't running for President and aren't former melanoma survivors.

If he had something removed, we should know.

[jazzjunkysue]

38. Exactly. They'll call him a clumsy fool rather than admit how old and sick he is.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

33. How do you hit your left temple on the roof of a car.

I can't even fathom what angle your head would have to be at to do that.

[Barack_America]

39. I'm pretty sure they're on top of his head.

At least that's how I've heard them described (and how they looked to me).

[mrreowwr_kittty]

40. The one I saw was on his left temple. nt

[Barack_America]

41. Like this?

This pic is from a cancer removal a while ago.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

43. The one on TV looked a little higher, but on the side of his head.

[TheDonkey]

37. he looks awful. I hate to be so superficial but I cringed when he was trying to explain the bandage

he kept sticking his tongue out and kept making this weird half wink. it was so disgusting.

[PATRICK]

42. Skin cancer biopsy?

and cover up? Hide in plain sight as an "accident". I imagine someone must have brought up this natural possibility before and it is easy to check the location from past pictures for moles, lesions, keratosis, etc. A scratch could also show a bleeding malignancy even if it wasn't a biopsy.

Could be the beginning of getting McCain to drop out.

NO ONE has even imagined this as a possibility? You don't bandage a bruise and the temple doesn't get hit that easily from contact with surfaces.