A newly elected President Obama will probably declare.....

[Aviation Pro]

...in his first State of the Union address:

"I am no longer running for President, I am the President and I am here to govern this great nation of ours. It is time for all of us to get to work to right the ship and set a true course."

[theoldman]

1. Obama should declare that he is the decider, uniter and

mission accomplished. Oh, I forgot, that was Bush who said that.

[1Hippiechick]

2. Add to that: "From many we are one."

[Forkboy]

3. I hope he gets up there, takes his oath, and declares....

..."Ok, let's tap those kegs!"

[blogslut]

4. Or maybe...

"Good evening. I'm president Barack Obama and you're not. This just in...Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. Live, from Washington D.C..."

:)

[Forkboy]

5. .....

:spray:

Yours is much better! :rofl:

[ruggerson]

8. or perhaps

"Good afternoon. I realize that most of you are here today to participate in the 243'rd consecutive day of mourning for Timothy Russert. Not to divert you, but I have just been sworn in as the new President and wanted to make a couple of offhand remarks about the world."

[grantcart]

6. unfortunately someone already ran a thread that "our long national nightmare is over"

is going to be everywhere.

[Arkana]

7. "Vice President Richardson and I have successfully fulfilled

the Chappelle presidency. Ain't that right Bill?"

Richardson: "Si! SIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!"