John McCain Admits He's Doesn't Know How To Use A Computer!

[Better Believe It]

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[Liberal Veteran]

1. Well, yeah, but he's a wiz on an abacus.

[Bobbie Jo]

6. !!!

:rofl:

[Tutonic]

14. Also a big time gambler. Cindy had the drug market cornered.

Big John likes to hang out at the casinos, bingo halls, riverboat gambling....All American family.

[Cirque du So-What]

2. Yet he knows enough about them to know that he hates bloggers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wset9i4b0b4

[Hieronymus]

3. And Obama has his Mac. McCain is old and seems proud of it. Old is not

all about age either.

[GoldieAZ49]

9. mac's rock...peecees are so last century

[Liberal Veteran]

11. Mac's are for novices. Get Linux if you want a grown up operating system.

Plus it is free.

[GoldieAZ49]

12. LOL, you haven't used a mac

novices :rofl:

[Liberal Veteran]

13. Not since my graphic design courses in college, I haven't.

My computer history is a bit convoluted. I worked on an analog computer in the Navy. I had a C64 then an Amiga 500 then Amiga 1200 before moving to PC's (about the time Windows 3.11 was still popular) and then to Linux.

I like the Mac on a aesthetic level, but the closed architecture has always bothered me.

For many years, they were ungodly expensive, which was a showstopper for me.

[L0oniX]

26. FreeBSD

BTW Mac uses a BSD variant OS.

[zulchzulu]

39. You can run Linux (and Windows) on a Mac...

http://developer.apple.com/opensource/index.html

No OS wars needed!

:thumbsup:

[PBS Poll-435]

20. Now, Now...

Most, if not all, new Macs use Intel x86 chips.

Therefore...

Macs have become PCs.

[GoldieAZ49]

22. some of mine have the intel chip, my G5 doesn't however none of them

have Windows or aggghhh Vista on them.

OS X is the most elegant, intuitive, user friendly OS ever.

[L0oniX]

28. Macs have become Polically Correct?

[PBS Poll-435]

36. teehee

:thumbsup:

[papapi]

33. Wrong! Macs have become more compatible . . .

Mac has always strove to be compatible. Mac hasn't conceded anything by adopting the Intel chips. We're still using the same operating system. As for Windoze their market share made them very lazy about compatibility issues. As Mac's share grows, Windoze will be doing catch up while Mac surges forward. You'll see.

[Olney Blue]

4. My 76-year old Dad uses a computer and is fully wired.

:banghead:

Does this mean McCain can't learn new things?

[Better Believe It]

5. My Wife's Dad Is 84 And Just Got A Computer!

He'just learned (with our help) how to go online and do e-mail.

That's where we all started!

[Olney Blue]

7. It's incomprehensible that McCain has no curiosity!

[Hieronymus]

18. Wouldn't be surprised.

[Hieronymus]

8. McCain is not intellectually curious, the man graduated from

Annapolis 894th out of 899. Pitiful

[GoldieAZ49]

10. and you do

but have not been nominated to run for POTUS


So?

[Hieronymus]

16. Are you supporting McCain?

[Ichingcarpenter]

24. So?............. Sounds like you need a Monday's hug

:hug:

[thincaboutit]

15. McCain is "Hot Headed"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Dhxu-6l98

[thereismore]

17. McCain really is the next Bush, in all respects! nt

[agentS]

19. If Sen. Obama is OSX Leopard and Rep. Kucinich is Linux Ubuntu....

then what is McCain? DOS? The old punch cards computer from the 60s?
Or is he the slide rule?



PS: Does anybody here actually have any experience with a punch card computer? I don't wanna say you're old, though.

[Hawkeye-X]

21. 30 years old.

I have experience with punch card computers believe it or not - my dad used to own a data processing company, and used to play with it as a kid. My first computer was a C64.

[symbolman]

27. Yep, when I was a Purchasing Agent in the US Air Force

took up a whole room.. We'd get our purchase orders with a big clump of rubber-banded punch cards on top.. I kept thinking, "Ya know.. I should probably learn More about these machines.. Might come in handy some day.."

Now I'm posting to this thread with my IPhone with which I'm deeply in love :)

Nothing like hooking my IPhone on my belt so my three year old can watch TeleTubbies while I'm at the bank, dentist or supermarket line.. When he goes to bed he operates the calculator, IPod, and selects YouTube material to watch together - I mean HE Uses the phone, types gobblty-gook then sends a nite-nite email to mommy.. At Three.

You'd think McSame could Learn Something about them..

Then again, my tot is more curious, wants to be a Blue Man when he grows up, drums like them all day with chopsticks :)

Tickles the shit out of me :)

[Ichingcarpenter]

29. McCain likes to grab peoples' Blackberries'

His wife handles all of his really hard 'tech ' stuff. Like turning on the computer
moving the mouse and clicking.

[symbolman]

32. Be a great way for Obama to show how Ignorant that asshole is..

throw some Tech Talk in his face at a debate, either piss him OFF, or make him look doddering and ineffectual :)

Maybe McSame doesnt want to be reminded of playing with mice as a POW, they were probably his only friends, esp after he made deals with the enemy, and recieved preferential treatment as an Admirals son..

Still must have sucked, don't think I would have lived through that..

[Ichingcarpenter]

35. There are many issues of Tech and Science that this nation needs

to discuss and haven't' since the presidential primaries started. I would
love to see a debate along these lines.

Global Warming, Green Tech, net neutrality, alternative energy etc.

[symbolman]

37. Ha!

you know better my friend! Its all about lapel pins, Obama's "flip-flops" while everything McSame says is carved in stone according to the media.. If we were interested in Science we'd go steal some more smart people like when we copped those German scientists during WWII to show us how to build The Bomb :)

I'm furious at how The New Dumb (coined by Hunter S. Thompson) have taken over, the only ones with True confidence while the rest of us shrug, puzzled at the Doom forthcoming..

Its all about Survival for too many at this point, and that doesnt even seem to be an issue to the Republicans..

Push Science? As another pal of mine once said, "You might as well tell your refridgerator to Jump!"

:)

Always appreciate your posts!

[Hepburn]

23. It is not difficult to learn to use a computer...

...IMO, McCain is either stubborn or dumb...or both...on this issue.

[Neshanic]

25. I have my computer minions read my email to me. I tire so of this internets they speak of.

[L0oniX]

30. That's not all......

"I disagree with what the majority of the American people want." --John McCain (...and I disagree that you are not senile.)

"I 'Don't See How It Matters' That I Don't Know The Price Of Gas." --John McCain (Elite anyone?)

"Only the most deluded of us could doubt the necessity of this war." --John McCain (Well I am deluded then.)

"Thank God for our form of government. The media won't let there be any cover-up." --John McCain (Someone lied to us? What? Valerie Plame who?)

"We must win in Iraq. If we withdraw, there will be chaos; there will be genocide; and they will follow us home." --John McCain (Glad I still have that fallout shelter in muh back yard.)

"I am fully prepared to be commander in chief... I don't need on-the-job training." --John McCain (Who does these days?)

"Remember the words of Chairman Mao: 'It's always darkest before it's totally black.'." --John McCain (I noticed that the other day when the sun went down it got dark.)

"I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks." --speaking at the National Small Business Summit, Washington, D.C., June 10, 2008 (Damn those sneaky beers trying to slip those dirty earmarks in.)

"We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies." --Kenner, Louisiana, June 3, 2008 (My baby is hot!)

"I'm going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated." --John McCain (Well I am happy that he decided to be honest for a change.)

"I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get." -after being asked whether us uses a Mac or a PC (Ok I am going to donate my Atari 800XL to the poor old fuck.)

"It's not social issues I care about." --John McCain (Geeze ..could have fooled me.)

"F**k you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room." --to Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), during a testy exchange about immigration legislation (Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.)

"No, I'm calling you a fucking jerk." --to fellow Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, when Grassley asked "Are you calling me stupid?" (Glad we got that one cleared up. Wouldn't want to send the wrong message.)

"I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'" --John McCain (I can only hope he forgets why he is running for president.)

"Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father." --at a 1998 Republican fundraiser (So you're saying you had a 3 way?)

"I will conduct a respectful debate. Now, it will be dispirited -- it will be spirited -- because there are stark differences. I am a proud conservative, liberal Republica-- conservative Republican...Hello? Easy there." --John McCain (The spirits are about to speak.)

“I think I am becoming incapable of being too surprised. But it just makes me sad and sick.” --John McCain quote (Bingo ..yes you are sad and sick.)

"I would vote for a Muslim if he or she was the best candidate able to lead the country and defend our political values." --John McCain (I'd even vote for a Nazi.)

"I hate the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live." --John McCain (Gee I hope no one here is a gook.)

[Ichingcarpenter]

31. Imagine if any of our candidates had said one half of what he has said

over the years. The media sucks really bad.

Nice quotes for reference.

[papapi]

34. McShame hasn't learned to use his brain yet. Why bother with computers.

[Overseas]

38. John Sidney McCain III has people to do that for him. //nt