You've gotta caption this pic. Just too good to pass up.:

[rateyes]

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Does Baby want his strained peas? Does he? Does he?

num num num!

[TwilightGardener]

2. No caption, but that is an image he really, really wants to avoid.

[KittyWampus]

20. remember how even the Mediawhores glommed onto the pix of Kerry in that white safe-suit?

they happily aired the photoshop that put bunny-ears on?

[TwilightGardener]

24. Yes. Let's see if this picture is widely circulated. I won't be holding my breath.

The media will protect McLettuce.

[Drum]

3. "Shhhhh! You'll wake him! He doesn't like it when we wake him."

...Hisses a campaign worker.

[islandmkl]

4. "...what about the stuff already in my lap?

please tell cindy to not make me only eat oatmeal, again. Please!!"

[Ian David]

5. "Get that damn thing off me...

"Get that damn thing off me, you trollop! Do I look like David Fucking Vitter to you!"

[Neshanic]

6. "Zippers. Some guy invented. Carnival ride? Gotta call wife."

[nc4bo]

7. we wouldn't want that icky drool to ruin your silk tie now would we? n/t

[fasttense]

8. When you're done with the bib, come around and clean this stain off my pants, James.

[RichGirl]

9. The bib isn't a big deal...

...the fact that SOMEBODY ELSE has to put it on him IS!

[nc4bo]

11. LMAO - good point. n/t

:rofl: :rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

15. Probably it's because

he can't raise his arms due to his war injuries and torture as a POW.

[Kali]

16. his arms are damaged from when he was a pow

guy is a dick but that aspect is not so funny

[TwilightGardener]

25. Why not just tuck a napkin into his collar then? What grown man, no matter

what his infirmities, lets another person put a BIB on him--unless he's a nursing-home patient?

[Kali]

28. I don't know - don't they do that at lobster restaurants?

who wears bibs?

[nc4bo]

26. but having bad arms didn't stop him from backhanding someone, did it?

there was a post here where folks were "arguing" that the story wasn't true because he couldn't lift his arms but according to witnesses, it was true.

Kicking myself for not saving that post. I'm going completely on memory so I might be incorrect.

If he could lift his arms enough to slap someone, then looking at this photo and the length of the bib's ties, it looks like he could have put his own bib on by simply tying them in the front and turning the bib around.

[Kali]

27. you know, I really could give a shit.

when there is limited motion it may be fine to a certain point then you have pain - hence the word "limited" - but you are right they are all such liars, who knows? And I care even less than I know.

Maybe those "lucky" reporters who got to look at his medical records for 5 minutes know something.

edit to fix typo

[RichGirl]

36. I almost felt guilty...there...

for just a sec. Then I remembered all those coming back from Iraq with NO ARMS. And no veterans benefits and no decent health care and no job, no home, no sanity.....

[TwilightGardener]

37. Eh, he built his whole political career on his war wounds. I'm tired of watching him milk it.

I'm done being "reverent"--and I say this as a military wife. Fuck him, the old warpig. He's done nothing good since his shining moment ended in 1973.

[Neshanic]

10. "Good thing the kid is puttin this on, the last time I broke a hip."

[L0oniX]

12. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ...drool drool

[On the Road]

13. To Avoid the "REDS" Tag on His Chest,

he might to find something from the 50s with the name "Redlegs", which avoided the communist overtones.

It is in McCain's favor, though, that he chose Skyline Chili.

[Alter Ego]

14. "Fetch me fresh trousers, Cindy, I've soiled myself again.

[enough]

17. The worst thing about the shot is the comb-over. He must avoid that angle at all cost.

[TheCowsCameHome]

18. "Quick, quick, I need the Barf Bib - the election results are coming in"

[KittyWampus]

19. This, my friends is McCain's "Dukakis in the Tank" photo.

[KittyWampus]

38. why didn't this get more exposure?

[KittyWampus]

21. He's going to eat CHILI? OMG!

[Whisp]

33. thinking of McCain's burning ring of fire after having some hot chili.

makes me heave a little.

[kentuck]

22. Did Honus Wagner eat here also??

:-)

[KittyWampus]

23. A bib? He's too effete to just eat his dinner? He worries re spillage? His staff can't carry clean

shirts?

[Cheap_Trick]

29. "damn, if only this were piano wire...."

[Arugula Latte]

30. "I was told there'd be PUDDING! Gimme my PUDDING now!"

[Max_powers94]

31. too easy

[muryan]

32. Well at least his handlers were smart enough

to send him to skyline.

[lame54]

34. So he drools when he sleeps - leave him alone

[BuyingThyme]

35. What the hell are you doing, cuntface!?

[Renew Deal]

39. Fucking communists