Breaking on DU: I've decided not to accept VP position.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

After a long and careful decision making process, I've come to the conclusion that I shall not seek the VP position, or accept it if offered by Barack Obama. I just wanted to stop any rumors before they started.

[jakem]

1. Funny, I have decided to take the position.

Seeing as I am the only remaining choice-

congrats to me!!!

[blondeatlast]

18. Gloves on or off, buddy? Let's have it out right here, right now! nt

[jakem]

19. i refuse to dignify such a belligerent attack with a response...

and will also not discuss the rumors of your wombat cuddling...

[blondeatlast]

22. It was NOT a wombat and I refuse to divulge any more details of the incident except to add

that contrary to published reports, no lolcats were involved.

[skooooo]

2. You realize..

...you just cost me $500?

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Duly noted. Rest easy, we'll get through this somehow.

.............Maybe in '12?

[ismnotwasm]

4. Say it isn't so, Bo

Ah well, I'll just cancel the yard sign orders.

[yardwork]

5. I'm still trying to decide one way or the other, to be honest.

I see pros and cons. One pro is that I think I would enjoy living in the Naval Observatory. A con is that I heard there's lead in the water. A pro is that, as vice president, I could probably have something done about that.

I just can't decide. I'm going to have to ask everyone to be patient a little longer...

[BOSSHOG]

7. BUT

Imagine the Cheers as you enter an Arena:

YARD-WORK, YARD-WORK, YARD-WORK

[yardwork]

15. That's definitely a major PRO! I hadn't even thought of that!

Awesome. Although - not to be persnickety or anything - remember I'm "Yard Hussein Work" now.

[DevonRex]

21. I'm sorry but the position has been filled. By me! :) nt

[TahitiNut]

6. Well, I decided to accept the position ONLY ON CONDITION that it includes a minimum of 8 hours ...

... per week of playtime with Malia and Sasha AND their new puppy. After all, I'm ALL about the future and keeping it real.

:dunce: :silly: :party:

[CJCRANE]

8. But...but...you're the people's choice !!!111!!!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. Fuck the people.

That's MY motto.

[yardwork]

16. You'd fit right in.

[PresidentObama]

10. I just sent in my background information. With you out, I'm more confident of my chances.

I'm working on expanding my tie collection to prepare.

[Super Soaker Sniper]

11. As far as I know, I am still on the list.

I could help bring in the NRA vote. :) But probably lose it for him on everything else.

[mix]

12. you're too centrist anyways

eom

[DevonRex]

13. You're only saying that because it was offered to meeee! nt

[shadowknows69]

14. Excellent!

My chances increase

[TexasObserver]

17. No, I'M not Spartacus!!

I'm relieved you're out. I'm one step closer to Dick Cheney's job.

[arcos]

20. There goes the election!

Please reconsider!

[Uncle Joe]

23. Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

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Fuck it, I moving to Fiji then.