Bush Whines About Congress

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Bush Fixes Economy Whines About Congress

Wonkette


Dorkus W. Dildo had a press conference today, in his garden. He is very rich and has an entire hospital to attend to him and bombs anything that makes him confused and no matter what crime he does, he never gets sent to prison, so he is exactly like ordinary poor Americans like you. Bush Junior has heard about how maybe the “economic” is a problem, so he told those losers who still have to act like he’s important — you know, the White House correspondents — that he “figured out” what was wrong and guess what, it’s Congress, which has Democrats.

“The average person wants to know whether or not we know that they’re paying higher gasoline prices and they’re worried about staying in their homes,” Bush said. Yes, that’s a bunch of jumbled nonsense with a slight relation to the subject, so Consumer Confidence immediately plunged to its lowest level in nearly six years and consumer sentiment plunged to its lowest level in 26 years and inflation rose again and home prices are falling faster than ever with “no sign of the bottom” and the number of Americans who can even dream of affording a little vacation in the next six months fell to a 30-year low.............................