And now, for something completely different...

[Occam Bandage]

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what threads have you got?

Waitress: Well, there's Obama and FISA, Feingold and FISA, Clinton and FISA, FISA Rove and FISA, Pelosi FISA Reid Filibuster and FISA, FISA Dodd FISA FISA and FISA, FISA FISA FISA purity FISA and FISA, or a lovely discussion of the long-term global economic impact of Chinese devaluation of the yuan, specifically as regards FISA.

Vikings: FISA, FISA, FISA, FISA

Wife: Have you got any threads without FISA?

Waitress: Well, there's FISA Means We Should Have Nominated Hillary Clinton and FISA. That hasn't got much FISA in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY FISA!

Man: Why can't she read Patriot Act FISA and McCain?

Wife: THAT'S got FISA in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much FISA in it as FISA Means We Should Have Nominated Hillary Clinton and FISA, has it?

Vikings: FISA, FISA, FISA, FISA!

Wife: Could you do the Obama McCain FISA Debate Prediction FISA without the FISA then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like FISA!

Vikings: Lovely FISA! Wonderful FISA!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely FISA! Wonderful FISA!

Waitress: Shut up! Bloody Vikings! You can't very well do Obama McCain FISA Debate Prediction FISA without the FISA!

Wife: I don't like FISA!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your FISA. I love it. I'm having FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA Kucinich FISA FISA and FISA!

Vikings: FISA FISA FISA FISA. Lovely FISA! Wonderful FISA!

Waitress: Shut up!! Kucinich is off.

Man: Well could I have her FISA instead of the Kucinich then?

Waitress: You mean FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA...

Vikings: FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA Wonderful FISA Lovely FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA Lovely FISA Wonderful FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA FISA...

[gateley]

1. K&R -- Well done! nt

[Danger Mouse]

2. ROFL. You win money!

Image: first obnoxious clipart i could hotlink to. bonus!

[hisownpetard]

3. OB, thanks for breaking the monotony! (I know there's a point to this, but I'll have to

read the dialog again, to be sure...)

[Redstone]

4. Entities ought not to be multiplied except of necessity.

Other translations may vary.

Redstone

[Occam Bandage]

5. Excepting on DU, in which entities ought be multiplied until one's fingers go numb.

[Redstone]

7. Of course. That's at least half the fun, isn't it?

PS: I liked your post. Excellent send-up of the periodic obsessions that DU slides into. (Wait; I meant "into which DU periodically slides!)

Redstone

[Indenturedebtor]

6. Bwahahahahaha Brilliant K+R

[blogslut]

8. It's a Python kind of day, isn't it?

:hi:

[JuniperLea]

9. The Larch

[Occam Bandage]

10. The Larch

[JuniperLea]

11. And now, #1, The Larch

[mopinko]

12. ha! good one

a much needed chuckle. man, this place gets worse every day.

[DevonRex]

13. ROFL! Thank you very, very much. I needed that. K&R

[pleah]

14. K&R! Well done!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[jmondine]

15. We are the knights who say... FISA!

[jmondine]

16. Help! Help! We're being repressed!!!

Come and see the unconstitutionality inherent in the system!

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

17. I don't know about this FISA stuff, but I hate...

[Greyskye]

32. I'll take yours then - I love it!

[AtomicKitten]

18. The FISA bill was indeed spam.

and nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

[Riverman]

19. SO F'ing Funny. Next do the Dead Parott Parody, or

the Holy Grail fight scene with the knight chopping the other knight's appendeges off! Talk about flogging a Dead Horse!

[scarletwoman]

20. sw: I'd like to have an argument, please.

Skinner: Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory. Ahh yes, Try Mr. Bandage; room GD-P.

sw: Thank you. (Walks down the hall. Opens door.)

Angry DUer: WHADDAYOU WANT?

sw: Well, Well, I was told outside that...

Angry DUer: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!

sw: What?

Angry DUer: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!

sw: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

Angry DUer: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!

sw: Oh! Oh I see!

Angry DUer: Aha! No, you want room GD, next door.

sw: Oh...Sorry...

Angry DUer: Not at all!
(under his breath) stupid git.

(sw goes into GD. Another man is sitting behind a desk.)

sw: Is this the right room for an argument?

...........................................................

[Redstone]

21. Excellent. As was the OP.

Redstone

[scarletwoman]

22. Thank you. All I ask is that no one nail my head to the floor... (nt)

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Right, then

I'll just screw your pelvis to a cake stand.



:thumbsup:

[scarletwoman]

34. You are a hard man. Vicious, but fair.

And my parents aren't even coming round to tea!

:loveya:
sw

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. You don't live near Luton Airport, do you?

If so, you might want to go on holiday to Ibiza around Feb. 22, 1966.

:nuke:






I see you know the album version.

[scarletwoman]

36. No, but I landed there once, in 1970... (nt)

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. They rebuilt it quickly, huh?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5337810

[blondeatlast]

23. "This parrot is DECEASED!" And I LOVE your thread. k/r nt

[Patsy Stone]

24. Excellent!

Miss Anne Elk agrees, and has a theory on that which is hers.

[scarletwoman]

26. Inspirational, even. It has me pining for the fjords. (nt)

[4themind]

25. As far as her bill, she can put THAT on her FISA card and charge it!

<> personally I've maxed out on mine over the past couple of days

[scarletwoman]

27. Actually, I think the title of this thread should be: "All I ever needed to know about politics,

I learned from Monty Python."

Thank you so much for your OP. I'm now off to perform the fish slapping dance.

sw

[Occam Bandage]

28. Politics? Hell, I can't think of anywhere where it *doesn't* apply.

[a kennedy]

29. LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. This is comedic brilliance of a kind I've rarely seen

Seriously — I've hopped right over laughter and gone straight to awe.





I'm sending the link to Michael Palin. He'll absolutely adore it.

[azmouse]

33. LOL

Good stuff.

[Egnever]

38. To the greatest with you!