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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 10:42 AM
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Taser Used At Olive Garden, Pitbull Caught Smoking While Breast Feeding11!!!1
Then she drove her Hummer over a pony!!!! It was no accident my friends! A pony from magic pony land was killed.

I demand that this place lighten up.

RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. :D
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 11:01 AM
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1. A magic pony is killed and you call that "lightening up"?
tsk tsk tsk
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 11:03 AM
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3. Yes...
the pony died. It was very sad. The Hummer driver who ran it down was a pitbull who was publicly breast feeding. I think she had a COPY OF THE NEW YORKER WITH HER!!!111!!
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bunnies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 11:02 AM
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2. ...
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 11:04 AM
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4. Is that
ceiling cat falling from above????
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bunnies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 11:09 AM
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6. heh.
Now *that* would be a tragedy! Right up there with that pony. :cry:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 11:24 AM
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7. !!!
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zippy890 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 11:06 AM
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5. YEAH. kickass yeah!



Now I know everybody's shit is a little emotional now, with everthin being the way its is and stuff, but we all gotta chill out..in a week the plants'll be growing.. and things'll be betta...

:headbang:



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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 12:20 PM
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8. UnAmerican Express
I like his shirt. :)
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 01:01 PM
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9. Was it all done to the soundtrack of Chuggo?
:shrug:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 01:06 PM
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10. Yes...
from his second album... Titled :

How to be tombstoned in less than one hour.
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