I think Obama's plan to bomb France is spot on

[XemaSab]

and I'm frankly surprised we didn't do it years ago.

Fuck France.

[mcctatas]

1. Give me Freedom Fries or give me death!

[vaberella]

8. You made me pee on myself. Hahaha

hahahaha...you're too much!!!Freedom Fries or Death...:rofl:

[TexasObserver]

2. No, that's too direct. We act through surrogates.

I say we support Nova Scotia and Ontario in a containment action against Quebec, as France's surrogate. We make it a long, drawn out affair. We're talking about controlling access to Newfoundland here.

[TlalocW]

6. Instead of doing this for control of oil

We can claim we're doing it for control of all the Tim Horton donut shops. We can't leave those in the hands of those Canadian bastards!

TlalocW

[TexasObserver]

10. Whoever controls access to Prince Edward Island controls the world.

[TlalocW]

11. As always, I'm reminded of something from Mystery Science Theater 3000

A song they sang during a break in watching a film that took place in Canada.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RHVoFpncgA

Servo:
Oh, I wish I was back in old Canada,
A land which I never shall lampoon!
How I pine for the ice covering Lake Manitoba,
And the beauty that is Saskatoon!

Mike:
Oh, I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta,
Drinking beer with some big dumb guy trapping fur!
As he scraped and chiseled all the moose dung off his boots,
I would learn that he's the Prime Minister!

Crow:
Oh, I wish I was in the land gave us Peter Jennings,
Alanis Morissette, Mike Myers, too!
No, I take that back, I wouldn't go there even if you paid me,
Oh, Canada, you are a place I must eschew!

Spoken:
Tom: Now, this is NOT in the spirit I intended!
Mike: Oh, come on, give in! I mean, after all, they gave us Ed the Sock and Rush!
Crow: Yeah, what are you defending? They're such feebs!'
Tom: Okay, I'll try!'
Mike: All right! Good man!

Servo:
Oh, I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island,
And going on to bomb Ontario!
The destruction of Canada and all of its culture,
Is by far my fav-o-rite scenario!

Spoken:
Mike: Okay, well that's a little strong....
Tom: No, no, you were right Mike, this is much more fun!

Servo:
Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border
With countries far superior to it?
Why, you lousy, stinking, francophonic, bacon-loving bastards,
Your country's just a giant piece of sh...

TlalocW

[TexasObserver]

14. I used to watch that years ago.

I watched it for ten or fifteen minutes each time, and always when I happened upon.

Those guys were always amusing.

[XemaSab]

21. .

:thumbsup:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

3. Froggy bastards! When do the bombs drop?

What did I miss? :shrug:

[anonymous171]

4. Now he will get the working white class vote for sure!

After all, what country do they hate more than fucking France?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. And Hagel for VP!

[vaberella]

7. I'm Haitian. So we know where I stand where the French are concerned

go Obama!!! :rofl: They still bug the hell out of us.

:kick:

[scarletwoman]

9. Oy.

[WheelWalker]

12. Certainly those who might be willing.

[Kaleko]

13. If you're a redneck, bombing France has a certain je ne sais quois.

Non?

GoBama, alors!

[TexasObserver]

15. I don't know.

OK, I do know and that's why I said "I don't know."

[vaberella]

17. You're assuming rednecks know what/where France is...

[Kaleko]

18. When did that ever stop 'em from going rah, rah,

let's bomb the shit outta whoever we're told?

[XemaSab]

22. All they need to know is:

"Bonjour, ya cheese-eating surrender-monkeys!" :o

[vaberella]

16. What about the Canadians, I figured they always had a thing against us...Australia too..

check out below...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY8u54jFubM&feature=user

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q566ys0sqVQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuKMtLOKG8k&feature=user

[TrogL]

19. OK, WTF is going on?

Is it war?

[Hieronymus]

20. WTF?

[Guaranteed]

23. Scarletwoman's post is much more clever. nt

[scarletwoman]

24. However, this one has more humorous responses, I must admit.

[polmaven]

25. OK,

Did I miss someone saying something idiotic, or is this simple Sunday morning humor?

There are so many people saying so many idiotic things I'm finding it hard to keep up without being here 24/7. *sigh*

[vaberella]

26. Scarletwoman started it... ^_^

It was after reading her post that I understood the direction of this post which was after her own OP.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6518204