New Nickname For McCain AND Brilliant New Term Coined For His Endless Screw-Ups (click to find out)

[KittyWampus]

Attributed to RNdaSilva (can't take credit for it myself)

McGaffe

It's a great name for him AND his daily screw-ups. It also helps draw attention to them along with a complicit media that ignores them.

[ginnyinWI]

1. "Old McGaffe" or "Old Photo-Op"

Preface everything with "Old".

[maxrandb]

6. I've been using

"Mc-Same-Shit/Different-Day"

It's a bit long, but I like it!

[DFW]

2. As we say in the South: McCain't

[Imagine My Surprise]

3. But a gaffe is when you know better and mis-speak. NOT the case with feeble-minded fool n/t

[applegrove]

4. I think McSame is the best one so far. It tends to be popular. We voted

on this a couple of months ago and McSame was the most popular one. But that could change.

[L0oniX]

5. McGaffe ...like these?

"I disagree with what the majority of the American people want." --John McCain

"I 'Don't See How It Matters' That I Don't Know The Price Of Gas." --John McCain

"Only the most deluded of us could doubt the necessity of this war."
--John McCain

"Thank God for our form of government. The media won't let there be any cover-up." --John McCain

"We must win in Iraq. If we withdraw, there will be chaos; there will be genocide; and they will follow us home." --John McCain

"I am fully prepared to be commander in chief... I don't need on-the-job training." --John McCain

"Remember the words of Chairman Mao: 'It's always darkest before it's totally black.'." --John McCain

"I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks." --speaking at the National Small Business Summit, Washington, D.C., June 10, 2008

"We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies." --Kenner, Louisiana, June 3, 2008

"I'm going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated." --John McCain

"I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get." -after being asked whether us uses a Mac or a PC

"It's not social issues I care about." --John McCain

"F**k you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room." --to Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), during a testy exchange about immigration legislation

"No, I'm calling you a f*cking jerk." --to fellow Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, when Grassley asked "Are you calling me stupid?"

"I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'" --John Mc Cain

"Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father." --at a 1998 Republican fund raiser

"I will conduct a respectful debate. Now, it will be dispirited -- it will be spirited -- because there are stark differences. I am a proud conservative, liberal Republica-- conservative Republican...Hello? Easy there." --John Mc Cain