Obama started manipulating oil prices when he was 17 years old!

[Speck Tater]

McCain says in his new attack ad that oil prices are Obama's fault. Yet he is on record previously as stating that the rise in oil prices has been thirty years in the making. Do the math. 30 years ago Obama was 17 years old, so he must have started effecting oil prices while he was still in high school! WOW! Imagine that. A high school student launching a scheme to push up oil prices. It boggles the mind.

[anonymous171]

1. He has telekinetic abilities which allow him to directly manipulate oil prices in a variety of ways

[FSogol]

2. LOL, hey, who didn't? n/t

[AwakeAtLast]

3. Gaffe-o-matic McCain

His campaign is nose-diving faster than Ghouliani's. Priceless! :D

[ellacott]

4. Obama has lived very full life

He was planning his run for President in the Kindergarten; at 8 he was plotting with the Ayers on where to place bombs and now at 17 he was on his laptop manipulating the stock exchange.

Wow, what a guy.

[LSK]

5. OBAMA IS SOOOO BUSTED!!! VIDEO PROOF!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYCEnVmNkpE

[Speck Tater]

7. Obama's jersey was number 23!

Anyone else see the significance of that? (fnord, fnord)

[LSK]

9. thats secret code that Obama wanted gas to be $23/Gallon

[ieoeja]

15. Michael Jordan wanted to be "like Barack"? n/t

[BklynChick]

6. indeed, he is rare.

:rofl:

[CatBO]

8. No, no. Actually it was me.

I started when I was 7.

(My birthday is August 4, 1971 - 10 years to the day after Obama's) :-D

[KansDem]

10. Can't he just chalk it up to "youthful indiscretion?"

He has another 23 years of such mischief and tomfoolery!

[undeterred]

11. It was his high school econ project.

Brilliant teenager.

[MasonJar]

12. Well, teenage boys do spend an inordinate amount of time in the car.

[mod mom]

13. Damn and he wrote an essay on why he wanted to be president when in kindergarten...

what a talented individual.

[depakid]

14. Unfortunately, this sort of demogoguery is persuasive to a lot of Americans

Who want to believe in easy fixings- and think it's their god given right to be profoundly wasteful with cheap gas.

Announcer: "Gas prices — $4, $5, no end in sight, because some in Washington are still saying no to drilling in America. No to independence from foreign oil. Who can you thank for rising prices at the pump?"

Crowd chanting: "Obama, Obama, Obama!"

Announcer: "One man knows we must now drill more in America and rescue our family budgets. Don't hope for more energy, vote for it. McCain."

McCain: "I'm John McCain and I approve this message."

[Virginia Dare]

17. Except that he's still got to debate Obama..

and he's going to get absolutely destroyed over this issue. This is one road he absolutely did NOT want to go down. Even the feeble minded sheep who may have bought the ad will have their doubts after that.

[AtomicKitten]

16. He's a prodigy doncha know.

[yellerpup]

18. That explains the whole cult thing.

With that much power, no one can resist. GObama!

[chknltl]

19. OMG! That was loooong before he became a Muslim!!1!1!

I'm starting to see a pattern here...