Heard this today, someone please explain it to me...

[SunDrop23]

"McCain knows how to win a war..."

Say what?
What war did McCain win?

[Kdillard]

1. There is no explanation for stupid.

[Puzzler]

2. Yeah... I've got no idea what war he's talking about either..

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[Kutjara]

3. The War of Jenkins' Ear.

Of course, he was just a young man at the time.

[Sequoia]

4. Ah....your name.

Sun Drop was the name of our little fish who died last week. She was very yellow but got a huge belly for some reason.

McCain knows how to prolong a war.

[SeattleGirl]

5. I can't explain it either.

Maybe his middle name isn't Sydney; maybe it's Stupid.

:shrug:

[Ian David]

6. McCain won the war to lower his cholesterol. n/t

[liberal N proud]

7. He was "close" to the enemy in Vietnam

Maybe he thinks he knows how enemies think.

[SunDrop23]

12. He was close to the enemy because he sucked as a pilot.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. Well there was the Spanish-American War.

I know he was only a junior senator, but hey, let's give him some credit.

[Jane Austin]

9. I sure wish a reporter would ask him. n/t

[Kokonoe]

10. He wants to show how its done.

To start his own war.

[applegrove]

11. By supporting the surge McCain was simply supporting the Iraq War plans

as written up by several generals over the late 1990s and early 2000s. The Bush White House ignored to call for 300,000 to 500,000 troops to keep control of Iraq. Rumsfield and all ignored that call for the right number of troops. When Iraq seemed broken beyond repair some people went back to those original plans. Ergo the "surge".

[Motown_Johnny]

13. sure he does.. the French and Indian War maybe.....Someone should ask him about Cyber warfare

since he is just now learning how to get on the internet, and still does not e-mail