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Tue Jul-22-08 06:31 PM
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Goddammit! I'm so goddamned angry, goddammit! |
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:nuke:I've had it! F@#$ them! AHHHHHH! I hate the world. I'd rather eat glass and drink Tabasco sauce than continue to subject myself to this BS. Where's my giant boots? I want to stomp my feet in anger and make A LOT of noise while doing so. Oh - and I have a sledgehammer. Look out m@#$%^-f@#$^^#'s, because here I come! Oh dammit - do you have a bucket? I need something to catch the foam oozing from my mouth, but wear a raincoat because I'm sputtering. To hell with all this! I'm outraged! There's something seriously wrong with this nation. And you all apparently need me to tell you just how messed up it is. So f$%#$ you all! AHHHHHHH!:nuke:
And one other thing... I...
I...
Wait a minute. What was I outraged about? I can't seem to remember.
Oh well. How about a group hug?
:grouphug:
Yeah, that's better.
~Writer the Utterly Confused... With Foam~
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:32 PM
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1. It feels so good when the meds kick in. n/t |
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:34 PM
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3. Yeah, man. I'm sipping some beer and downing Quaaludes. |
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:33 PM
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2. When you figure out what you were outraged about, maybe you could share |
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what that little outburst was all about.
Glad you fell better now.
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:35 PM
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6. Yeah, it's funny. I normally remember what I'm fuming about. |
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Sorry about the mess, though. :shrug:
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:34 PM
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4. :) Rode that one a few times myself Writer - glad you got it all out. nt |
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:36 PM
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7. Yeah. I'm so glad to have gotten whatever it was off my chest. n/t |
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:35 PM
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5. Next time, do what I do, count to ten |
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then kick a repug in the shin. Very therapeutic.
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:38 PM
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9. I might confuse the repug. I don't think he's ever counted to ten in his life. |
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And would I kick him in the shin before or after I count to ten?
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:48 PM
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17. Well lets see,if you count first and confues the repug |
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you might be able to kick them twice. Hell, thats almost like being on nirvana's doorstep.
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:50 PM
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Nihilism is my best friend.
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:37 PM
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8. Not Having A Good Day? |
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:39 PM
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10. I'm fine now, I promise. |
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Now that I've slobbered two buckets of foam. :P
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:44 PM
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11. You are one of a kind M'friend |
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:46 PM
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14. What - was I not outraged enough? |
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Have I NOT gotten my message across succinctly enough?
:nuke:AHHHHHHH! @#$$^%TR%T$WBEYETRYBHBAEW#%W$Y!:nuke:
:P
(Thanks!)
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:48 PM
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:51 PM
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20. Thumbs up our asses... thumbs up our asses... |
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he has a particularly long thumb.
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:45 PM
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12. Wow, thought that was McCain learning how to post on the tubes! Haha. Good rant..n/t |
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:47 PM
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15. I learned today that John McCain is a close relative of mine. |
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Could that be my dilemma? ((scratches her head))
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:46 PM
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13. I'll bet it was Cling Wrap. |
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That stuff makes most people fume with rage.
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:49 PM
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18. Cling Wrap is easy. All I need to do is imagine Roy Orbison wrapped in it. |
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:54 PM
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23. Still, it sticks to itself and not to Roy Orbison. |
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:55 PM
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24. What if you sprayed him down with a hose? |
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:58 PM
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28. I haven't tried that. |
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Once I tried cooking spray, but then he was all slippery and I accidentally cut him with that ridgy cutter thing on the box that everyone hates. Just in case you wondered what happened to him... you know.
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Tue Jul-22-08 07:00 PM
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30. No, no, no... cooking oil is not effective. No. |
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You need MORE friction, not less.
Have you tried rubbing him into the living room carpet?
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Tue Jul-22-08 07:02 PM
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Haven't tried that! Does that also make him stick to the wall? Because that could be fun for a birthday party.
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Tue Jul-22-08 07:03 PM
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32. Yeah! I did that with my little niece last year. |
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Lots of fun. Just like silly putty with static.
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Tue Jul-22-08 07:07 PM
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Cling Wrap should print that on its box. People would get a lot less pissed off at it.
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:51 PM
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This is our pinch, my friend!
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:53 PM
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22. And where might you be pinching me? |
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:57 PM
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27. Perhaps I can use Sponge Bob to soak up all the foam. |
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:57 PM
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26. Shouldn't this be in the Lounge? |
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Tue Jul-22-08 06:58 PM
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29. The Lounge? But, why? I was likely angry over something I've read in here. |
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