VOTE RON PAUL!!

[The Onyx Key]

Here's why: Candidate Profile



:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

1. thanks, i just found the best tshirt evah for every cat lover i know.

http://store.theonion.com/kitten-thinks-of-nothing-but-murder-p-86.html

[gateley]

2. I've found the best bracelet, evah!

http://store.theonion.com/cheat-to-win-bracelet-p-57.html

[AlCzervik]

5. nice!! I just found an awesome campaign shirt for McCain, got his slogan and everything.

http://store.theonion.com/i-enjoy-yelling-things-p-175.html

[gateley]

6. Perfect!

Well, he WISHES it was still so.

Seems during the last couple of interviews they've stuffed him to the gills with Xanax and I have my suspicions about a lobotomy.

[Hippo_Tron]

3. LMAO "People may decide they like roads"

As always The Onion is spot on.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

4. This is my favorite:

Health Care
As a physician himself, and a fervent believer in individual self-determination, advocates just toughing it out with a rag in your mouth.

[Ilsa]

7. On "immigration":

Believes that the market, on its own, will achieve a natural equilibrium between foreigners' demand for illegal entry into the country and Americans' supply of rifles and ammunition

[Ilsa]

8. I'm laughing so hard I'm wheezing. nt