I just created an account at FreeRepublic.....

[scheming daemons]

What's the best way to be subversive without getting caught?


:evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

1. If you praise McCain

they'll be onto you right away. :P

[slick8790]

2. Talk about McCain being too liberal. Pretend to be a die-hard conservative,

so much so that you cannot in good conscience vote for someone who is "for amnesty". Drop Barr's name a lot.

[World Citizen]

14. that's what the trolls do here

pretend they are far left and attack Obama for being too conservative or being "just another politician"

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

37. bingo...go slow at first so you don't stand out

[Canuckistanian]

40. Oh, and spell it "anmesty"

You'll fit right in.

[ellacott]

3. Don't post an announcement here

That's the best way.

They read this board also and have few trolls oiver here also.

All they'll do is look for who just created an account and probably figure out who you are.

[scheming daemons]

5. My user name is nothing remotely like my name here ..... and...

I don't plan on posting right away.....

[ellacott]

9. That doesn't matter

[scheming daemons]

12. well.... if I don't post for a few weeks, then I won't be a "new account"

Unless their new accounts are so rare that a two week old account stands out.

[ellacott]

15. Do your thing

[Coexist]

4. have fun! Be concerned, yet bitter, and stay clean!

[grantcart]

6. I would go on the "is it too late to get a real conservative" as the nominee

Pick some obscure Governor and champion him as a better nominee and if not VP

[scheming daemons]

7. I figure a bunch of pro-Jindal posts will help me establish creds...

[griffi94]

27. lament that fred thompson didn't win the primary

[Gabi Hayes]

8. talk about how McCain must NOT choose Tom Ridge, because LIFE, above all,

is most important. fetal life, that is

you'll get some great responses out of that

better yet, say that he SHOULD take Ridge as Veep, and draw out the real maniacs

I've been to a thread on Ridge/McCain, and it was really hilarious, including a GIGANTIC photo of a fetus sucking its thumb. lovely pic and all, and I'm not keen on abortion (pro woman's right to control her body, of course), but the comments accompanying were very entertaining

[NYC_SKP]

10. Misspell words, make up names like "Obami", tell lies.

You'll fit right in.

And they say "ping" a lot...I guess it's like a rec or kick.

Don't forget your protective gear; goggles, disinfectant, rubber boots, etc.

If we don't hear from you in a week, we'll send someone to get you out!

What's your handle, I might peek in to see if you post?

:hi:

[scheming daemons]

13. I'm not saying my handle.... don't want to give it away..... also....

I thought they said "bump" instead of "ping".

[NYC_SKP]

19. Don't blame you...silly to ask on second thought. Pings are something.

I don't know what, replies or recs:

"Newby asks "Ping to 'All'"?

Posted on Thu Jun 19 16:45:14 2008 by Uncle Ralph

In the 'pings' set in some comments, besides the expected member names, I have seen the word 'All'. Does that 'ping' the message to everyone who already left a comment on that thread? How about those who comment after? And are there other 'special' words, besides 'All'?

Thanks."

[grasswire]

22. bumps and pings are different

A ping over there sends a message to a certain list. A bump is like our "kick" -- just keeping the thread alive or noticed.

[grasswire]

23. oh, and if you don't want to be banned...

...do NOT post any factual information. I was banned three different times over there for posting facts.

[valerief]

11. Just write like you're Forrest Gump. nt

[scheming daemons]

16. Mama always said that me and McCain were like peas and carrots.....

[Sonicmedusa]

17. Bitch about brown people (NT)

[11 Bravo]

18. I've been there for years!

Toss them an occasional bone, then slip in a small subversive jab. It isn't that difficult. Remember, there's a reason they are freepers. (Can you spell MORAN?)

[Nitrogenica]

20. Sig line "A Boot In Your Ass, It's The American Way"

[11 Bravo]

21. "We'll kick their ass and take their gas and tell them I ayatollah you so.

Freeper macho at it's finest. (Provided, of course, that someone else has to do the actual ass-kicking.)

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

38. Kicking Commie Ass since '68

[gcomeau]

24. Sigh...

What's the best way to be subversive without getting caught?

At the top of the list... don't publicly post in a forum you know they must read declaring to the world that they have an infiltrator deliberately looking to be subversive, thus putting them all on alert for it.

Just underneath that on the list? Don't ask people to post all the others ways you could be subversive in the same public forum so that they can read every tactic you might try.

[11 Bravo]

39. Keep in mind, THEY'RE FREEPERS. (ie: fucking idiots)

Piss on their legs, tell them it's raining, and watch them run for an umbrella.

[Barack_America]

25. Pose as a Fundie...

Interject random bible quotes to confuse people.

[book_worm]

26. Why bother? Don't we hate it when we get pretenders on DU.

[brooklynite]

28. Lay low for awhile...

They always check how long you've been registered, and how many posts you make. Take a month or so and make some innocuous replies to other messages before putting out anything substantial. Then, attack from the RIGHT (real conservative principles, like personal liberty, no foreign entanglements, states rights, etc) and force them to support Bush/McCain for all their transgressions.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

29. Act like an asshole with a little bit of a conscience.... Come to think of it if you show any

humanity you'll blow your cover.

[hvn_nbr_2]

30. Use your spell-checker. If it doesn't find anything wrong...

change a few letters or add or delete some. Delete a random word here and there, and substitute a similar word that doesn't make any sense. Be angry, dumb, and uninformed. Make stuff up.

[lib2DaBone]

44. LOL... Priceless...

That is the best Info I have ever seen.... Kick the Morans where it herts (sic)

[mwb970]

31. Use this template.

False statement. Crazy false statement. Accusation of Obama as "Marxist". Accusation of McCain as "leftist loon". Fulsome reference to Reagan. Several more false statements. Reference to "Dims" or "Rats". Long, angry, unhinged, incoherent "sentence" summing it all up. A final false statement. Close with offensive, angry, meaningless sig line.

As always, misspell several easy words, and don't use any "big" ones. Put things in quotes for no reason, also put a few words in ALL CAPS. Above all, make no sense.

They'll never catch you!

[jazzjunkysue]

32. Please tell me you're going to spray your hard drive with Lysol before you come back in here.

I don't want anything migrating over here.....
Make sure you take some Nodoze: The IQ is so low over there, you might pass out and wake up with a lampshade on your head.

And don't forget the international translator. Yore gona knee dit.

[grantcart]

33. Me too I just opened an account there as well.

Actually I didn't but maybe they will start blocking all kinds of new accounts.


We should start a thread like this every couple of days and just drive them crazy looking for infiltrators.


Then again maybe I did open account.



There I just made my first post - did you see me?

[Avalux]

34. I opened an account during the 2004 election. Didn't last long.

It's really, really difficult to act like one of them without getting caught. Even a hint of reason or logic will do you in. ;-)

[Vinca]

35. They seem pretty hopped up on the notion Obama is the anti-Christ.

What a pack of loons.

[jazzjunkysue]

36. That's funny: Yesterday he was Hitler and Lennon. Last week he was Bin Laden.

Now he's satan.

What's left? What else can they call him in the next 3 months?

[Canuckistanian]

41. You mean Lenin, right?

I don't think they would call him Lennon.

Although that's quite a compliment.

[jazzjunkysue]

42. Oops. Mybad.

[tyedyeto]

43. Why not Lennon?

John was a pacifist which is against all their guidelines (if they have any).

[mvd]

45. I've never even thought about signing up at that..

cesspool, but based on what I've seen from DU and links that went to posts over there, I'm sure they'd love if you spread stupid rumors and inaccurate info. like the whitey or Obama is a Muslim thing. Then you could prod them a bit by saying, should McCain start going negative the same way? Might get you caught, but remember, you want to be subversive.

[AnnieBW]

46. Misspell words

You'll fit right in.

[SwampG8r]

47. ask the pumas we host here they are good at it

[SoonerPride]

48. Get a labotomy

That seems to be a requirement.

That or a empathy-ectomy.

[Runcible Spoon]

49. I'm sure you'll do just fine.

:eyes:

[Kierkegaard]

50. Knock out a few of your teeth

and move your computer to the basement.

[RedShoes]

51. Only praise raygun. raygun. raygun. raygun. Do NOT. praise McCain.

[Tresalisa]

52. If you really must post there, go with something besides politics that you're interested in.

Post on special interest threads like sports, entertainment and the like for awhile and read the other stuff to get a feel for the site.

Somebody I know posts there, but I don't know their name on the site. From the way he has talked, there's apparently so much disgust with McCain and the Pugs right now, you could post trash about them to your heart's content and nobody there would know the difference.