McCain's only hope for a VP that can rescue his candidacy

[grantcart]

Any of the younger guys are just going to make him look older than dirt.


So McCain should just go completely off the wall and pick Eastwood.


If you can't run a serious campaign then you might as go all out and just pick a celebrity.


No one fits it better than Clint.


"What are you going to do about Bin Laden? I am going to let Eastwood take care of it."


McCain if your going to go down in flames you might as well have fun while you do it.

[livetohike]

1. Recommended. Good idea grantcart

:toast:

[Skink]

2. Marvin Bush

[undeterred]

3. Seriously, this guy wouldn't say no.

Conservative Repuke Paul Ryan (WI-1)

[grantcart]

5. well neither would this eager beaver

[Cant trust em]

9. "eager beaver" is one of the most hilarious phrases we have in this country.

I laugh every time I see/hear it.

[grantcart]

11. and I use it every time I see him - I think it is the most diminishing thing you can say

about a guy his age who still is so anxious for adult approval.

[Kahuna]

17. LOL! "Eager beaver" is a very apt description for Gregory.

:rofl:

[defendandprotect]

4. Ronald Reagan . . .deja vous . . all over again . ..

[newmajority]

6. Now I what you're thinkin'......

Will adding me to the ticket get you 6 more electoral votes, or only 5?

Well you gotta ask yourself..... Do ya feel lucky..... CUNT*???
































*used only in context against McCain. I never use it as a term against women.

[opihimoimoi]

7. Its TO LATE...McFUDD has already BLOWN IT

Ahbee ah bee ah bee ah...Dats all Folks...

[phrigndumass]

8. Instantly, the theme song stuck into my head.

♫ ooWEEooWEEooooooo ... Wa WA waaaaa ♫ Damn you! lol

His backup VP choice could be Charlton Heston's rotting corpse, sans the gun we pried out of his cold dead hands.

[Cha]

10. You're thinking the mainstream media

can't save his a$$?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

12. Or Dirty Harry might tell McCain: "a man's got to know his limitations"

[grantcart]

15. lol

[saltpoint]

13. Clint as Dirty Harry, and in character, has a chance to propel McCain to

victory.

They could run on a platform of ridding the nation of punks and outlaws.

[grantcart]

14. it would make it a lot more fun

[janet118]

16. Patron saint of hopeless causes

St. Jude

[Carrieyazel]

18. The insider buzz is that he's going to go with a woman to "shake up the race"

And if he goes with Sarah Palin, he could very well bounce back.

[scheming daemons]

19. The only way a VP choice can save McCain is if....

Obama chooses Hillary for VP.

[Cybergata]

20. self delete

[saltpoint]

21. Dirty Harry & Really Scary. Clint Eastwood on McCain's ticket.

I guess the GOP won't hesitate to go the Hollywod route when it suits them.

They scored big with Reagan and Schwartzenegger, for instance.

So I guess they could try it again.

Clint's rolling in praise, prestige, international affection, and likely a lot of money. I'm not sure he'd want to step out of that warm bathtub and join crazy John McCain on the campaign trail.

But it would be a headline, that's for sure.