"Walker" says McSame too old for the job...

[monmouth]

Chuck Norris, star of "Walker, Texas Ranger," endorser of former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, and fellow born-again believer, says that Huck's rival, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., is too old for the job of president.

Per ABC News' Kevin Chupka, Norris today said that McCain, whom he's known for 20 years, is a little long in the tooth for the job. "Look at George W, look how he’s aged in 7 years. He’s aged 3 to 1 in 7 years; Bill Clinton, he aged 3 to 1; former President Bush, who I was with a lot -– I saw him age in those four years. Now, I’m thinking if John takes over the presidency at 72, and if he ages 3 to 1, how old will he be in four years? He’ll be 84 years old. Can he handle that kind of pressure in that job? And so, that’s why I didn’t pick John to support, because I was just afraid that the vice president would wind up taking over his job within that four-year presidency."

Norris went on, saying "we need to find someone who can handle it over the four years, or eight years, or whatever it may be, that has the youth and the energy, the vision and the communication skills, to make that work."

When Huckabee was asked if McCain is too old to be president, he said, "Ya know, only John McCain and his hairdresser knows for sure. I think he’s got a lot of vigor. I think John is a very capable man. I think what Chuck’s point is, is it is a very stressful position."

[geek tragedy]

1. Is Chuck gonna endorse Barack?

That would rule.

[monmouth]

2. Would it ever. I think he still has hopes for Huck, don't know..n/t

[Blue_Roses]

5. hell no.

you can forget that. Chuck is a fundie all the way.

[Pab Sungenis]

6. Yay! Lemon Demon!

I always loved that song of his. That and "Dance Like An Idiot."

[BlooInBloo]

3. Oooh..... you said Chuck Norris!!!

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

And always remember: the fastest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

[terrya]

4. Hell, we don't even need to bring up the age thing if the other side...

is doing it for us.

[Ian David]

7. Presidents aren't elected to serve The People, they're annointed to serve Chuck Norris. n/t

[Ian David]

8. Anyone remember Chuck Norris on "The Man Show"?

They ran into Chuck Norris at a hardware store and said to him, "You know who you look like? You look like Chuck Norris if instead of karate, he got into drugs."

Chuck Norris without make-up is apparently no spring chicken.


Ooh!!!!

I FOUND THE CLIP!!!!

The Man Show - Ask Mr. Hardware
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88FRqmhRgo


About 45 seconds in.

[Yavin4]

9. Chuck Norris Can Do Math?

Learn something new every day.

[Ian David]

10. Math is just a way of counting the things Chuck Norris chooses not to kill. n/t