Obama sneaks into Waziristan (wherever). Alone. Goes into a cave. Comes out

[Gabi Hayes]

clutching Osama's severed head. By the beard.

What would the Republican reaction be?

[MorningGlow]

1. That it was political theater

And of course implying that he had inside information because they're related. :eyes:

[Gabi Hayes]

4. excellent. hadn't thought of the political theater bit

is he thought of more along these lines?

[MorningGlow]

11. Only by Dems!

Nice pic! :D

For the Repukes it's more like...oh, who could it be...hm...SATAN?!
:rofl:

[annabanana]

2. showboating, grandstanding

who the hell does he think he is?

[redstate_democrat]

3. They would self-destruct.

McCain would have a massive heart attack. Cheney would melt. Bush would become a mute.

Obama's likeness would go up on Mount Rushmore the next day.

[Peacetrain]

5. The Republican response:

What took him so long!..

[tridim]

6. "But he opposed the surge!"

[Gabi Hayes]

8. surge on?

surgeon

urgin' the surgeon?

servin' the sturgeon

terror will burgeon?

next rhyme starts the purgin'

[redstate_democrat]

9. OMG you just made me laugh out loud in a serious way.

:rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

7. Why would Osama sever his own head?

(For the dim among us, this is Fox satire.)

[Gabi Hayes]

10. to spite their cameraman, who was too chicky to follow Obama inside?

[AlCzervik]

12. "See he is related to him, that why he knew where he was!!! He's a traitor!!!!!"

[Gabi Hayes]

13. he acts like he's too ''articulate and bright and....... ''

[Gabi Hayes]

14. seeing as how other threads are starting along these lines.....

[sourmilk]

15. Easy one. Palace Coup. Headline: "Obama Crowned New Leader of Al-Qaeda."

[npincus]

16. he's taking a victory lap!

[MyNameGoesHere]

17. God I hope not. I for one want OBL caught alive.

Then i want the trial to be public so America can see how the repukes were responsible for creating him.

[wndycty]

18. Did he visit the troops in Waziristan?

That would factor that into their response.

[WeDidIt]

19. He overstepped his bounds. It was arrogant

and other code for "uppity"

[BurtWorm]

20. "Look how close he is to al Qaeda!"

"He's doing the terrorist head sever!"