OMFG! Breaking News About Obama's Trip!!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

Based on information from a source close to an individual who has a friend who lives next door to a member of Obama's staff. Not actually his staff, per se, but somebody who's actually been to the campaign office. And by to the campaign office, I mean they stopped at the Starbucks across the street.

Anyway, as it turns out, my source tells that at one of his meals on the trip (maybe it was Thursday, but definitely not on Friday), but it could be any day because my source tends to be a pathological liar. But the point is this.

At one of his meals, OBAMA FAILED TO CLEAN HIS PLATE!!!

Sweet Jesus, the man can't even finish a meal and he wants to be President!?

I'm breathlessly awaiting the John McCain attack ad on this subject. It's going to be brutal!

[Political Heretic]

1. I am very concerned. Concern concern concern concern concern concern concern concern concern concer

:)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. I appreciate your concern. Really really really really really really really really really really

[Arkana]

8. I AM FILLED WITH IMPOTENT RAGE

THAT OBAMA IS NOT ON THE AIR 24/7 CALLING MCCAIN A WORTHLESS ASSHOLE! I MEAN HAY GUYS WE ALL KNOW HE'S A WORTHLESS ASSHOLE I DON'T KNOW WHY OBAMA CAN'T CALL A SPADE A SPADE MAYBE HE'S JUST TOO WEAK PERHAPS WE SHOULD HAVE NOMINATED SOMEONE ELSE

[oldskool]

3. How can you have

any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

4. Rumor has it what it was the asparagus...

The Asparagus Growers Lobby is going to go ballistic

Edit: and when I say "rumor has it" what I really mean is that I made the whole thing up, which doesn't necessarily disqualify me from appearing as an political expert on Fox News.

[Motown_Johnny]

5. You..... Yes YOU......... Stand Still Laddy!!!!

[On the Road]

6. So the Message is:

Elect McCain because he eats his German sausage and finishes his cream puff?

[dems_rightnow]

7. Wasting food?????

He should probably immediately announce the suspension of his campaign. And commit Hari Kari. It's the only way to save our party from being the party of wasteful excess.

[nevergiveup]

9. Did you see the movie "Birdcage" ?

He didn't clean his plate because there were pictures of naked men copulating if he did. What is an American presidential candidate to do?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

14. As long as there's a good excuse...

I love that movie!

[undeterred]

10. Can I buy it on ebay?

[treestar]

11. This is hugh! He is so skinny, too!

Seriesly, when is the media going to start its dire implication of how he manages that!? This is Amurka, where most of us are obese! How dare Obama be so unAmurkan as to eat only enough to fill him up and then exercise?????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[against all enemies]

12. On a more serious note, my local paper had a story stating that the "pentagon

never told Obama he could not visit the injured troops" and had a huge story on how McCain was pissing on him for it. (This newspaper would also support Hitler if he ran as a Rep). BUT, I was under the impression he was told not to go. If so, his campaign should release that proof so that the Pukes would have to stop using it as a campaign issue.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

13. I don't think he has to do even that...

Just simply say that, under the current conditions, he didn't want it to even appear that he was exploiting our soldiers for political gain and that he chose not to make the hospital visit. He doesn't need the Pentagon to tell him where he can and can't go.