SURGE-ON, apply directly to the forehead. SURGE-ON, apply directly to the forehead. SURGE-ON, apply

[democrank]

American Presidential Hero John McCain may be confused about it`s particulars, but he`s the surge`s biggest fan. The SURGE cures dandruff, quickly translates Chinese into Spanish, masters the Rubik Cube in three seconds and wins Junior Bush`s WWIII. It`s an amazing phenomenon. Just ask Iraq Cultural Expert, Joe Scarborough or American War Expert, Joe Lieberman. That`s why I have to ask all of you to please stop the idle chatter about timelines and Walter Reed and just accept what is. WE WON!

Anytime something great happens, I knit a Mr. Roger`s cardigan for the person responsible for the greatness. Senator McCain gets the next one. He`s right. It IS a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Everyone`s neighborhood. Now the coast is clear to bomb Iran.

We don`t know what we don`t know. That`s why in times of war, all decent citizen zip their lips and leave things to the experts. Our job is to shop. That`s why I wish I could follow Cindy McCain`s suggestion and buy a small plane. I`d go to Iraq and buy some of those rugs.