McCain grandstands haughtily near dog food cleanup on Aisle 7.

[Youphemism]

Acting as if he's already the President, McCain dictates global policy and says that from an economic and natural resources perspective, it makes no sense to put the Cheez Whiz in a different section than the Kraft Singles.

http://www.236.com/news/2008/07/25/was_it_presumptuous_of_john_mc_7937.php

Was it presumptuous of John McCain to make a speech in front of the dairy case of a grocery store?

While Barack Obama yesterday was making a routine campaign stop in Berlin, John McCain surprised everybody when he held an unannounced press conference in front of some milk. One can only assume that the appearance was kept under wraps because McCain wanted to avoid the speculation of pundits in advance of such a dramatic and politically charged appearance.

[sniffa]

1. The "Cheese Aisle" candidate

:rofl:

I hope he picks Romney so they can both stand in front of the cheese aisle, in front of the orange cheese, and the ultra white cheese.