CAPTION the Flip-Flopping Flubber!

[Zomby Woof]

"Hey Cindy! I found another sucker who says he'll vote for me!"

[scheming daemons]

1. "Hey Cindy... this guy knows where you can get some pain killers without having to steal them!"

[Ian David]

2. "Come here, you trollop...

"Come here, you trollop, this guy says he saw my picture on the internets! Isn't that something!"

[opihimoimoi]

3. He sez he gonna give me a Globe so I know where Tuva is located

[Gregorian]

4. He says our campaign is as exciting as a scene in Our Town.

Now that's straight talking.

[Youphemism]

5. "Recognize this guy? He says in his high school days you gave him a blowjob for some Vicodin."

[texas1928]

6. "Is this the guy that speaks for the McCain campaign?"

"Well is he?"

[rateyes]

7. One fucking idiot

shakes hands with another.

[jillan]

8. Look Cindy - I have one supporter under the age of 60!

[Zynx]

9. "Hey Cindy, he called you a cunt too!"

[Cheap_Trick]

10. "This guy says he can satisfy you sexually since I have a limp dick."

[1Hippiechick]

11. "I told him to pull my finger, and he fell for it!"

[auburngrad82]

12. "See? I told the cunt that someone would vote for me!"