Top Ten Questions for John “I know how to win wars” McCain

[Coexist]

Frenchiecat's thread got me thinking about how this cavalier, haughty, high-handed, imperious, self-important, lordly, overweening, pompous, presumptuous, pretentious, supercilious, superior, and uppity statement has largely been ignored by the media.

So I thought I would help them out. If they get a chance, here are some war-winning and war-winning-related queries all laid out for them to choose from:

Top Ten Questions for John “I know how to win wars” McCain

10. Does your Legendary Commander status extend beyond your own mind, or is Cindy allowed to play, too?

9. Do you know the capital of Czechoslovakia (careful, it’s a trick question!) and what wars did they win?

8. Was it Wes Clark who explained how to you? I think he’s the last American General to win a war (although he was the NATO Supreme Allied Commander at the time, so the cost was unfairly lifted off the backs of American taxpayers and spread around a bit).

7. Does your How to Win Wars folder include continued failed, American cowboy-style diplomacy, or is France allowed to help?

6. Is a “SURGE!” involved?

5. Are the Hilton’s going to sue you for using their daughter’s image without her permission? Will Paris be used in any way to help you win any wars?

4. Does your son have any connection to any failed banks? Does he know how to win wars, too?

3. Is your hubris with this pompous statement unparalleled or is the neocon agenda right up there, too?

2. What wars have you won?

1. If you know how to win wars, why the fuck didn’t you tell George W. Bush and save the lives of over 4.000 Americans, you selfish jerk.

[FrenchieCat]

1. In your introduction of McCain, you forgot "Pompous".

How could you?

[AndyTiedye]

2. He Knows How to Bail Out of an Airplane

[Rincewind]

3. Win wars?

The first time McCain came face to face with the enemy, he surrendered.

[AndyTiedye]

5. Speaking of Bailing Out

Bush I bailed out of the plane he was piloting, leaving his crew to crash and burn. No time for them to bail out with nobody flying the plane.

I wonder if McCain's crew fared as badly as Bush I's.

[BlooInBloo]

7. I wonder if he eats cheese.

[beac]

4. Your #1 was the FIRST thing I thought of too when I heard him make that

RIDICULOUS claim!

"I know how to win wars-- but since other than that, I'm a hypocritical a-hole with no qualifications to be President, I SAVED my foolproof war-winning miracle cream to win the election with. So it's a win-win for me!"




I am really beginning to HATE McCain instead of just pitying him.

[Coexist]

8. you'd think he'd want to win this one, no?!

[Imagevision]

6. The success of the surge? remains successful provided the troops stay in Iraq