Im afraid McCains speech next week will outshine Obama's tonight..

[Bensthename]

McCain is one of the all time great orators of all times in front of large crowds. Obama may be out staged.

:sarcasm:

:rofl:

[RichGirl]

1. Are you on crack?

[Bensthename]

2. Just looking forwards to gramps fake smirks, stiff arms, and boring monotone...

Should be awesome...

[tridim]

3. Monotone.. "and that's not change you can believe in."

[MiniMe]

13. You left out the creepy smile at the end.

[Homer Wells]

19. His smile always reminds me

of those fake wax lips you see around Halloween. It is like he is smiling with his teeth clenched SOOO tight!
I really expect him to come totally unhinged one of these days, just totally fly off the handle and attack someone-
hopefully in front of the cameras.

:evilgrin:

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Oh, no, you shouldn't use a srcasm thingie when you tell the simple truth like that.

Boyoboy, if McCain with all his experience and all his years in politics can't outclass that upstart Obama hands down, there's really something wrong with him. I'm sure he'll get at least a 20 point bump out of his speech next week.

[maseman]

5. He talks with his TEEEF Togeffer

[azmouse]

6. And don't forget his smile...

That incredible grimace that might be a smile... :scared:

[Johonny]

7. I will never forget that great speech he made in the cheese aisle

[graywarrior]

8. I'm looking forward to that creepy laugh at the end of his boring sentences

[tandot]

9. My friends...vote for me because I was a POW...and because of 9/11...

[silverojo]

11. He's like new and improved Rudy Ghoul-iani

9-11...with lemon-fresh POW added!

When I think about how this fucker thinks torture is OK for other prisoners, it makes me want to hurl.

[damntexdem]

10. Possibly, but only if he has that green background.

Has the GOP thought to outfit the small room McCain will speak in with a green background?

[ThatsMyBarack]

12. McCain is sure to pack 'em in!

[SuperTrouper]

15. Shit, we'll need Red Bull to say awake. McAmbien will etherize everyone in the Twin Cities

[MiniMe]

14. They are showing the football game on a screen behind him

It would crack me up if the crowd erupted in cheers if he is trying to make a serious point.

[Doctor_J]

16. Shut up! He was a POW for 5 years! How dare you question his patriotism?

:rofl:

[bunkerbuster1]

18. My friends, it was five AND A HALF years

not that I really enjoy bringing it up.

[Left Is Write]

17. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's a good one.

[texas1928]

20. They nominated Vizzini for their candidate.

I am waiting for him to start constantly saying "INCONCEIVABLE"

[terrya]

21. Please...no drinking games involving his use of "my friends", ok?

I did that with the Saddleback Church thing and I was smashed in no time. :-(