The McCain campaign has morphed into an episode of the Jerry Springer Show!

[whatchamacallit]

This thing has barely started and I'm already sick of these trailer park motherfuckers!

[merwin]

1. Except instead of a mother finding out who's the baby daddy with a DNA test,

We find out who the baby mommy is :)

[whatchamacallit]

4. I've been around awhile and I have NEVER seen a zoo like this

The end of the empire draws near.

[silverojo]

8. DNA tests are on the Maury show

Jerry Springer doesn't bother with science. :evilgrin:

[eshfemme]

2. You mean it's a campaign about nothing?

LOL, I love Seinfeld but that was essentially the premise-- make an episode about nothing and make it funny. That's what made it genius.

In McCain's case, it's just plain scary.

[LibertyorDeath]

6. Too Funny

[1corona4u]

3. AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA....

[TrogL]

5. They want to lose this election

[Ichingcarpenter]

7. john...... we have a special quest we didn't tell you about..... its Dr. Evil's daughter

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

[silverojo]

9. Jer-RY! Jer-RY! Jer-RY! Jer-RY!

I love that show...makes you wonder what circus freaks he's going to drag out of the sewer next, LOL.

[whatchamacallit]

10. She needs to get out

NOW!

[jazzjunkysue]

11. I like "Benny Hill Presidency", too. "Growing Up Gotti" comes to mind...

It's all good! :popcorn:

[IndianaGreen]

12. And trooper gate is lurking in the background

It began with a July 17 blog posting from Halcro, whose accusations gained momentum when Monegan publicly said he felt pressure from Palin's administration to fire Wooten.

A few days later, the state approved $100,000 to hire an outside investigator, former Anchorage prosecutor Stephen Branchflower, to look into the firing.

Monegan could not be reached for comment, but he recently told the Anchorage Daily News that he was never directly told by Palin or anyone to fire Wooten. But he maintained that Palin, members of her administration and her husband, Todd Palin, raised the issue about Wooten's employment numerous times.

A month after Monegan was dismissed, Palin revealed that at least two dozens calls were made from her staff members to Department of Public Safety officials, also questioning Wooten's employment. But she denied orchestrating the calls.

One of those took place between Frank Bailey, Palin's director of boards and commissions, and an Alaska state trooper serving as a liaison to the Legislature.

In the recorded conversation, Bailey is heard saying: "Todd and Sarah are scratching their heads, why on earth hasn't, why is this guy still representing the department? He's a horrible recruiting tool. ... You know, I mean from their perspective, everyone's protecting him."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/01/palin-trooper-scandal-cou_n_122903.html