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CatBO Donating Member (713 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 04:17 PM
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Mr. McCain - Goldie Hawn Called... She wants her movie script back!
We aren't ready for a PTA President to be President. In the Hawn movie, this storyline ends with Goldie upstaging the Presidential candidate and showing that girls are oh so tough, while looking so cute.

Bin Laden doesn't care if Palin is a MILF or a GILF.

Ask your redneck Republican moron friends and relatives (if you're unlucky enough to have them) how they would feel about Palin fighting terrorism, or the cold war, all over again.

And in case anyone wants to keep record:

Palin's Corruption and Scandals
1. For the bridge to nowhere, before she was against it
2. Head of Stevens' 527
3. Trooper Gate
4. She require loyalty oaths early in her career, and got rid of people who weren't loyal to her
5. Member of the Alaska Independence Party - she now wants to govern a country she supported seceding from?
... And this is just on day 2. What else have I left out?

Palin's Weaknesses
1. Her resume's less impressive than mine, and mine includes a stint at Domino's Pizza
2. She loves aerial hunting, preferring to murder God's creatures from the air rather than in a sportsmanlike fashion
3. She is a "Rapist's Bill of Rights" candidate - most conservatives would support not making a rape victim carry a baby to term, unlike Palin who supports a rapist's right to force pregnancy on any woman.

Forget that her daughter is knocked up, and she's an absent parent. Forget that she puts her personal ambitions above her youngest son who has Down Syndrome. Palin is a horrendous person.

And Palin is no Goldie Hawn. Who, by the way, wants her movie script back.
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