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BeyondGeography Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:07 PM
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Jack Sex Club Ryan is home cursing the luck of Barack Obama
Damned guy catches all the breaks, and he's freakin' talented enough to begin with, said Jack.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:08 PM
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1. Okay, sorry, who is Jack Ryan?
Is he a sports guy?
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Betsy Ross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:10 PM
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3. How quickly we forget the scandels.
Husband to Jerri Ryan, Seven of Nine. Insisted his wife go to sex clubs. Former politician,
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:32 PM
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9. he also coerced her into having sex with strangers while he watched
that was how he got his kicks
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:34 PM
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10. Ah, yes. There are so many Republican sex scandals,
it's hard to remember them all. :)
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BeyondGeography Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:11 PM
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4. GOP Senate frontrunner in 2004, until...
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Starry Messenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:10 PM
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2. This from a guy who won and lost the affections of Jeri Ryan...
You were married to 7 of 9. And you threw it all away on swingers. Begone silly man.

MPK
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BeyondGeography Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:12 PM
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6. It's a joke...no link on Jack
Just noting that it helps to be good, and it helps to be lucky and good, too.
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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:50 PM
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13. Yeah. Hard to figure, isn't it? She's merely one of the most spectacular-looking women
on the planet. WTF was he thinking?!?!?
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:12 PM
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5. Proof that science fiction, or at least Star Trek, will save us all!
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:13 PM
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7. Sorry - I'm still drooling about Jeri.
:P
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:40 PM
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11. Me, too.
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depakid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:15 PM
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8. He is a lucky politician
When Napoleon was asked if he preferred courageous generals or brilliant generals, he replied neither. He preferred lucky generals.
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FKA MNChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 05:48 PM
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12. I'm Jack Ryan, and I am married to Jeri
Why am I not grateful to my lucky stars to have such an extraordinarily beautiful woman in my life? No. I want to go watch fat, sweaty guys fuck my beautiful wife while I watch. yeah , sure.

Asshat.
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