IndianaJones
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:29 AM
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I sold a Dodge on ebay once... |
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can I get a cabinet post, Johnny?
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:30 AM
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IndianaJones
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:31 AM
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2. it was an executive type decision.nt. |
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Tue Sep-02-08 01:17 AM
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17. My other half wants to know if selling Sperm counts for anything? |
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I said I'd at least ask :-)
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eleny
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:31 AM
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3. I sold my art work - can I at least decorate the Oval Office? |
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:47 AM
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10. ONLY if you avoid using large amounts of the color yellow on the rug. |
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:48 AM
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13. No large amounts of yellow - check! |
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:58 AM
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akangel2008
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:31 AM
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4. I sold a camper on Craigslist so I'm gunning for Secretary of State! |
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:36 AM
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I should at least be a cabinet pick for that.
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:39 AM
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6. I had no idea the DU was filled with such top caliber candidates for the highest offices in the land |
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Edited on Tue Sep-02-08 12:40 AM by avaistheone1
I am humbled. I never sold anything on Ebay, but I have bought books on Amazon. Does that qualify me for something too?
:rofl:
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:39 AM
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7. I have no idea what we're talking about |
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But I sold some balloon twisting videos on eBay (picture included my ferret sniffing them) as well as a large portion of my old comic book collection a few years ago when I was laid off - mostly Incredible Hulks. Do I get a cabinet position then?
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eleny
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:43 AM
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8. Education Secy - at least |
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One of the Republican talking heads said Palin was qualified to be VP because she sold an Alaska State airplane on ebay. Or maybe it was a state car. But you get the drift.
I think Stephani Miller is right. Palin looks like Tina Faye and this is an SNL skit.
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:45 AM
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9. What if I upped the ante and mentioned |
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I have a 100% approval rating on eBay with 244 transactions. Can I now be head of the department of justice?
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eleny
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:48 AM
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In fact, 244 transactions qualifies you for Treasury, too. We need you to guide us through these troubled financial waters.
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:50 AM
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My first act as head of both departments will be to combine them into the Department of Treasured Justice or the Department of Justistic Treasury, and we will immediately nationalize the business of making collector plates away from the Franklin Mint to help pay off the national debt. Anything we don't sale over television commercials will be auctioned through eBay. Yay, me!
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:56 AM
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15. You're packing a wallop of truthiness, Mr. Secretaries |
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Tue Sep-02-08 12:48 AM
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12. Both of my garage sales were big sucesses. |
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I think I'm MORE than qualified for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
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