***The Official Hello to Republican Lurkers Looking for a Way to Save Their Candidate Thread***

[BeyondGeography]

Hi, boys and girls. We so appreciate your candidate's choice of an unqualified, corrupt, domestically-challenged family values candidate to be the next Vice President of the United States.

We always suspected this was our year. Never dreamed you'd do so much to help.

Have a great week.

:hi:

[mnhtnbb]

1. ROFL

:rofl:

[Infomaniac]

2. That is a hoot!

:rofl:

[Tinksrival]

3. Congradulations Freepers !!11!!1!! I love Caribou Barbie!

She's just a perfect inspiration for your daughters!

[progressoid]

4. They are so screwn !1!!!

Series1!!11

[Virginia Dare]

5. But I'm really CONCERNED that this will hurt the libruls..

we'd better back off or we're gonna loose this election...:-(

[ClayZ]

6. K and R

:popcorn:

[Mother Of Four]

7. ....

:rofl:

[backscatter712]

8. Time for a serving of Half-Baked Alaska! n/t

[Pisces]

9. Haaaa haaaa. Game over fools.

[RichGirl]

10. Jesus must love us!

We get gifts straight from heaven! First "Macaca" now Palin. Thank you Jesus!!!

P.S. "Macaca" not only gave us a wonderful addition to the senate, in Jim Webb...but also kept George Allen from the presidency. I'm sure he would have made a much better choice picking VP.

[Bobbie Jo]

11. *snort*

:rofl: :hi:

[AuntPatsy]

12. Welcome, as long as you pay your dues in a timely manner which I see some of you did..

[blondeatlast]

13. Dear lurkers; Your mom called. Stop scratching your privates and take out the garbage.

THEN, she'll fix you a sandwich.

[thoughtcrime1984]

14. As if the clown prince McGrumpy wasn't a bad enough candidate, he adds "the Barracuda"! LMAO!!

[progressivebydesign]

15. Oh, and I have super-secret footage of the Convention, and we feel your pain!!

I'm sorry that your Party is in shambles. I wouldn't have believed it had I not seen this super-secret footage of the convention. It has everything... the Chief of Police (not the one Mayor Palin fired for not agreeing with her), has a beauty contest! It even has riot police! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axbv_KzbVkM

Man.. I feel for ya, if this is how the convention is going so far! ;)

[jazzjunkysue]

16. Please come back after this blows over and read up on civil rights. You deserve them, too.

We defend them here, as well as try to bring our troops home, the only real way to keep them safe.

Oh, yeah. The occupation of Iraq is for Oil.

There were no WMD's.

Uh, and Saddam Hussein did not cause 9/11: those were George Bush's friends, the Saudi Royal Family. You know, the muslim guys in the sheets (what is it about you guys and white sheets?) who hold hands with george and pay his bills.

[medicswife]

17. Party on, dudes!!!!!

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BeyondGeography,

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