Sarah Palin's Blog. ROFL!

[berni_mccoy]

http://sarahpalin.typepad.com/

:rofl:

Must Read.

[Betsy Ross]

1. WTF?

Spiderman? Total non-sequitor?

[Iris]

24. as well as a sentence fragment. But this is obviously a joke.

[skooooo]

2. It's easy to post comments on it. nt

[nc4bo]

3. WTF

You gotta be shittin me??!!!

But to help with the foreign stuff, they made me some really great flashcards about friend VS. enemy countries. The pictures of animals are the best part. Almost every country has a traditional animal mascot, a lot like sports teams. You probably already knew that America is an eagle, but did you know that England is a friendly lion (kinda like Aslan), Russia is a bear, and Iran is a scorpion with the head of a goat??

No words. None.

[kestrel91316]

23. It's satire. But barely, lol.

[lumberjack_jeff]

4. Too funny!

It reads like a female Bob Beaudelang. :rofl:

[skooooo]

6. She has time to post shit like this??

Is she going to continue her blog when she's VP??

[cwydro]

21. It's a parody. nt

[chatnoir]

28. I thought the exact same thing LOL

:rofl:

[Ichingcarpenter]

5. I posted this yesterday its a good parody blog n/t

[shey1218]

7. do you guys think this is really real???

maybe but it smells like a trap to me

just can't believe they would put something on internetwith all that is going on.

seems intentional to get out

anybody mind saying where this link came from?? just curious

[nc4bo]

9. naw, she's not THAT stupid. someone's having fun. gotta be. nt

[shey1218]

12. oh... ok

[JuniperLea]

20. Oh sure she is...

Have you seen her ask what a VP does on a daily basis? She really asked that... really, she did.

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[berni_mccoy]

25. Of COURSE NOT. But it's DAMN GOOD.

[TooRaLoo]

8. LMAO! Love it. nt

[gateley]

10. Well done. nt

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Great satire!

I love this bit:

August 31, 2008
They should really bottle the stupid
I don't mean to be rude, but these liberels are D-U-M-B. On the site dailykos, there is some yahoo claiming that I am wrong about when the pledge of allegience was written. I pointed out in 2006 that the pledge was written by our founding fathers in the 18th century. Well, guess when it was written you dumba**es- in 1892.

Word of advice liberels- GET A BRAIN.

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[SeaLyons]

13. I find it hard to believe that could be for real....

that's the most bizarre thing I've ever read. If that's for real, this whole thing is beyond one's imagination.

[az chela]

14. R U kidding me???

[ronnykmarshall]

15. This IS a parody site.

Well well well Miss Briss! You know I just cant believe it. It was just last year I was escorting you to the purity ball and now here you are, a grown woman and about to have a baby! Youll have to excuse a sentimental old fool but man you sure did grow up fast.

[redqueen]

16. Thanks.

[trueblue2007]

17. MY gosh!!! Read the comments!!! They are crazy.

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funny.

Posted by: joe | September 02, 2008 at 01:27 PM

Why do you want Alaska to secede from the union?? You are/were a member of the Alaskan Independence Party, even though the McCain camp denies it. Here's proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Re0vmbtHK8&feature=related

Real Americans don't vote for people who want to rip stars off of our flag!

Posted by: J. Scales | September 02, 2008 at 01:43 PM

You go girl! Our Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ has placed his personal blessed hand on you and Mr. McCain and personnally blessed your campaign.
I know this because we prayed for you and your lovely family as soon as we heard the announcement that you will being doing God's work for Him. Thanks to you and Mr. McCain, the Rapture is coming around the corner faster than ever and very soon we will all be sitting on His right hand.
Then we'll see whose laughing in the liberals house!!!
(Ha Ha.)

Posted by: darcie | September 02, 2008 at 01:53 PM

Hi, I am an Hispanic male, 41, and I am not voting for Obama and not voting for McCain. I am voting for Sarah Palin.

Know your enemy as best you can so you can hit him where it hurts the most. Go for the head and not the tail. Forget Biden, aim your attacks at Obama and his lack of foreign policy experience. You are more qualified to be president than Obama.

Gather ammunition from http://RushLimbaugh.com

May God Bless your way.

Posted by: Fidel Guajardo | September 02, 2008 at 01:59 PM

You're fired.

Posted by: Johnny Mc. | September 02, 2008 at 02:00 PM

Sarah, you're a Christian aren't you? Why did you let your teenage daughter get pregnant? Don't you now the boy that had sex with her is a pervert???

This boy is trash! Are you associating with trashy people like this?? He won't even be a good father for that baby. I think she should get an abortion.

On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, "I'm a f - - -in' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.
"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in' chillin' I guess."

"Ya f - - - with me I'll kick ass," he added.

He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids."


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/01/levi-johnston-bristol-pal_n_123089.html

Posted by: Sam Jackson Marshall | September 02, 2008 at 02:08 PM

[lumberjack_jeff]

27. It is the perfect parody.

Half of the comments are from people who are cheering "her" on without realizing it's a parody.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

18. OMFG!! That's excellent!

I just linked it to my facebook.

[Liberal Dose]

19. Best. Parody. Ever.

:rofl:

[phantom power]

22. "It didn't taste like a terrorist recipe."

:rofl:

[RTFirefly]

26. Dear internets...

Thank you. I love you, and you complete me.