McCain has chosen as his running-mate a member of the fringe Anti-American Secessionist "Alaskan Independence Party"? Does Sarah Palin love her country now? And if so, when was the first time, in her adult life, that she was
really proud of her country?
McCain has chosen as his running-mate an anti-choice candidate who offered her knocked-up unwed teen daughter the opportunity to abort her unborn bastard child?
McCain has chosen as his running-mate someone who was cited for poaching and fishing without a license?
McCain has chosen as his running-mate someone who tried to murder her Downs Syndrome baby by not seeking medical attention for 11 hours after her water broke?
McCain has chosen as his running-mate an abstinence-only advocate who was pregnant out-of-wedlock for one month before eloping? That abstinence-only thing apparently did not take very well for either herself, or for her daughter. Maybe they lost their Abstinence Rings?
McCain has chosen as his running-mate someone who has abused her political power to try and get a personal enemy fired? And not someone who was a travel agent, but a police officer? I know that "Abuse of Power" is kind of a prerequisite for entry into The GOP, but isn't firing your ex-brother-in-law a little petty, even by Repuke standards? Or firing a librarian for not banning the books that you, personally find offensive? I mean, unless you have someone whacked, you're really not ready for high office in The GOP.
McCain has chosen as his running-mate someone on whose watch 2 boatloads of 400 German tourists landed unannounced and undetected in her state, surprising local residents?
I really can't wait to hear The Republiklan Party's new Political Platform this year.
They must have changed a whole lot of the planks.
Or else someone needed Heavy Vetting.
Have I missed anything?
And once again, the number one threat to our country...
BEARS!