Me Gonna Bee Brane Sturgeon

[JFN1]

That's right, you heard me.

Next chance I get, I'm gonna be a brane sturgeon brain surgeon.

Sure, I'm dangerously unqualified, and my actions as a brane brain sturgeon will recklessly risk the lives of many.

But since when has actually being qualified for a job mattered?

It didn't matter in 2000. It didn't matter in 2004. And it doesn't seem to matter in 2008.

And if Sarah Palin, self-confessed sockey mom and failed beautiful queen can be Assistant Vice President, why then, I can be a brane sturgeon.

I just hope I don't come home smelling like dead fish, since I'm not really sure what a brane sturgeon does all day...no one has told me yet...guess I'll find out on my first day, huh?

And I guess it doesn't really matter that much. 'Cause you know what? Next week, I'm either going to be a rocket scientologist, or a fired engine driver!!

Life am good.

[TwilightGardener]

1. As long as you like guns, worship in the right church, and have litters of

children that you pretend to care about, you can be anything you want, sweetie!

[JFN1]

3. You mean I'd hafta be a Republican?

You Democrats, with your STANDARDS, your ETHICS, your QUALIFICATIONS. What? You actually want someone competent for the job? What the heck is wrong with you???? It's so much easier just be be a Reepublikeican...!:P

[jgraz]

2. And I bet you've lived very close to some brains your whole life!

[JFN1]

4. Mmmm...brains good...

[El Supremo]

5. Wow! A real Michael Palin connection.

Are you the brain surgeon? My brain hurts.