It's not as if I like making so many jokes at Palin's expense...

[Wetzelbill]

It's just that, at heart, I'm a comedian. And she just brings so much material to the table, you know? I know some might accuse Wetzelbill/and a token female to be named later but Kurovski is still the puppetmaster '08 for negative campaign attacks, but I just can't help myself. It's my nature.

You can't blame me for making fun of Palin anymore than you could, say, blame a dog for chasing a care. We are both dumb animals...not unlike John McCain. It's our nature! I have to tell jokes, the dog has to chase the car, and McCain has to screw up. Palin is just a muse.


It's not my fault, really. In the end, I'm just a short, chubby guy sitting at his computer and looking to entertain his masses. If I happen to get a vote out of it, well so be it.

I have to do it. Honest.

[Bucky]

1. This K&R is for your chubby, but not for you

[Wetzelbill]

3. I'll take any k&r I can get however indirectly that is

[SemiCharmedQuark]

2. That explains that...

What's your excuse for stealing office supplies?

[Wetzelbill]

4. as a Liberal I feel I am entitled to all kinds of free handouts

including office supplies.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

5. I can accept that...

What about the felony conviction for putting squirrels down your pants for gambling purposes?

[Wetzelbill]

6. Ralph Reed told me to do it nt

[Critters2]

7. She invites ridicule. It would be rude not to accept. nt

[Wetzelbill]

8. It can't be helped

It's not even her personally. It's McCain and all the GOP surrogates out there trying to explain the decision and making leaps and bounds in her bio. I mean seriously, saying she has military command experience? That's just stupid and embarrassing. You can't even remotely take that seriously. Or she has foreign policy experience with Ireland because she... was in an Irish airport?

[islandmkl]

9. while i, myself, have absolutely NO political aspirations....

I AM the greatest winemaker on Earth!!






...well, this weekend i drank a shitload of all the wine i've been stashing (and i've stashed some fine stuff)...

and my qualifications are impeccable...

[Wetzelbill]

10. that's good enough for me

[islandmkl]

11. i don't want a cabinet position, either...

just some 'cultural affairs' gig in some nice exotic tropical place...

i'll send reports every week, make friends with the citizenry, all that stuff...




uhh...that kind of gig doesn't require a background check, does it?

[Wetzelbill]

12. hell, being a VP nominee doesn't even warrant that!

Why would anybody do a check on a position like this? You just have to be a drunken bureaucrat ready to lie around and drink margaritas all day long.

[islandmkl]

13. well hell....once you're in...have your machine call my machine...

i can be ready on a moment's notice...

let's just say i don't have anything pressing going on right now...

google earth here i come...

:patriot: doin' for america what i have so far not even done for myself...

[Orsino]

14. She is a joke at our expense. Go for it. n/t

[Ichingcarpenter]

15. Most of it writes itself

I love your jokes.

[BeyondGeography]

16. She was announced on Friday, so Leno, Letterman et al haven't really had their shot yet

I supposed they're very happy with all of their new opportunities.