The SWC (Stepford Wife Convention) was just gaveled to order

[Joe the Revelator]

[Bicoastal]

1. "Isn't Jesus just the best?" "Oh, TOTALLY!"

[TwilightGardener]

3. ...

:spray:

[FrenchieCat]

2. The room looks tacky.

[tridim]

4. Someone needs to check the crowd for a pulse.

They're NOT fired up, and NOT ready to go.

And I bet Boner really wants a cigarette right now.

[skooooo]

5. I want to see Palin perform this song at the RNC!

Harper Valley PTA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6ByJf91jYo

[1Hippiechick]

6. Do I detect a trace of RED on Sindy's right arm? OMG - she's gonna MILK THAT to death!

She just doesn't want to touch those nasty, slobbering commoners! :puke:

:rofl:

[LSparkle]

7. The floor looks like a fundamentalist church service

With a few upscale visitors thrown in ... NO DIVERSITY
whatsoever, just nice lily white people.

To quote David Bowie, THIS IS NOT AMERICA ...

BTW: I see LOTS of empty seats, too.

[Liberal Veteran]

8. Man....my IQ went down just looking at that vortex of conformity.

[liberalmuse]

9. "How do you like our bongs?"

"Johnny and I got those on our trip to Peru."

"George and I don't smoke pot. We find that freebasing works best for us. Ha ha! Once I caught George trying to mainline vodka. He's such a doof!"

"We grow our own pot. Todd built a greenhouse right next to the meth cooker. Have you ever shot a moose on meth? Nothing beats a moose burger after smoking a blunt."